Please God No

Get over it assholes. She's dead, and here's the pictures.
I am so sick of benefit concerts, memorials, and auto-erotic asphyxiation jerk off sessions about Princess Diana.
Sure people liked her; but for Christ's sake, I'm more upset about my civil liberties dying.
People liken Princess Diana to some kind of Mother-Mary-baked-into-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich type of bullshit.
She was a mother, a princess, and a wife.
And now she's dead.
She died in 20 minutes. We have been throwing circle jerk memorials for 5,259,487 minutes now.
Hurry up and die.