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I told you crackers!! You will be lucky if you don't get sued, and you will be EXTREMELY lucky if you get your money back!
It was about a month ago when someone told me about ASD Cash Generator. They claimed to have already made $60,000 surfing around on websites. Sounds too easy. eh? Dumb cracker should have seen it was a Ponzi Scam.

If you don't know what a Ponzi scam is let me tell you. It is a business model that basically collects money from new investors so they can pay existing investors huge returns on their investment, with no real income or business model.
After the wonderful news about how much my friend had earned using this system I checked it out.
1000% user-based growth in the last 6 months? Being awarded the Presidential medal of distinction by the president himself? What a wonderful and trust-worthy company!

If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

After their website was shut down for nearly a month because of "explosive growth" and hiding behind the culprit of "having to design a new website to manage their explosive traffic", they finally came back online about a week ago. They came back online but did not allow new signups because they were "working on their new signup form". What kind of stupid fucking moron cracker would believe that? Any business that relies on customers for it's income stream would not shut down the "signup" form so they could "have a group a programmers working day and night to redesign it"
Let me show you.

--------Sample signup form------
Name =
Address =
Phone number =
email address =
{echo} sumbit
-------End of signup form------

I am a stupid black man, and have lost approximately 30% of my income to get rich quick schemes. (And an addition 30% to Buffalo wings and cheap wine), and I KNEW this was a scam.

All you ASD cheerleaders KISS MY CRACKER BLACK ASS! You are now served!

Everything they told you was a lie.

I am not saying no one ever made any money during this obviously painful Ponzi scheme. I am saying that you might not have only lost your money, but you might even be SUED for the income you have gathered from this company!

Stupid crackers!
Willy out.