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HandsOffMyUterus: Planned Parenthood Announces "Abortion Rewards" punch card.

nospam@example.com (HandsOffMyUterus) — Fri, 17 May 2013 04:24:27 -0400

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Oh MY!! If ONLY this was true!!! HAHAHAAHAHA!! You guys are hilarious. Hate to break it to yo, but A. Roe v. Wade will never be repealed; B. even if it was, we'd still get abortions. You won't stop us--there are LOTS of ways to get rid of unwanted parasitic cells, and we'll keep coming up with more. LOVE whoever made up the punch card, tho. Thanks for the laugh! XD

Elaine Nelson: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Elaine Nelson) — Thu, 16 May 2013 01:14:19 -0400

My daughter and I found this great sale at Menards wow $1.00 for a box of Fiber bars what a deal so we purchased 60 boxes after going to 3 different stores. That night I went to bed after eating 2 bars. I was almost asleep and I let loose. My husband jump out of bed and was looking out the window, I asked what he was looking for and he said "I thought I heard a Machine Gun going off". Than he came back to bed and said Oh my God it was you! I will have to admit it was a smelling one as he went to the guest room to sleep and left me with the results of my Feber bars. They are still in my freezer, I think I will give them to people I don't like.

Elizabeth: Corn King Bacon - Horrible, horrible, horrible.

nospam@example.com (Elizabeth) — Tue, 14 May 2013 16:01:09 -0400

I agree, I looked over the package for a phone number, there isn't one. These days most products have a phone number and/or email address.

Leah: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Leah) — Sat, 11 May 2013 21:50:34 -0400

I had diariha that looks like dust after just 1 Fiber One bar... and a lotta farts. My stomach is gurgling as I type.

NeverTrustAFart: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (NeverTrustAFart) — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:03:30 -0400

at my extreme age (60) do not eat fiber one bars and prune juice...trust me on that...

Kim: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Kim) — Wed, 08 May 2013 18:03:01 -0400

I had 2 bowls of Kashi go lean crisp cinnamon, by 9am, by11-11:30am my stomach begin to tighten. Let the symphony begin (horn section only). It's after 6pm, the horns are still blowing.
No zumba for me tonight.

Thanks Kashi!

Kim

Anonymous: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com () — Sun, 05 May 2013 23:01:01 -0400

'Mormon church killed her slain lover in blood atonement plot for his sexual sin'

By Daily Mail Reporter

PUBLISHED:06:13 GMT, 9 March 2013| UPDATED:06:14 GMT, 9 March 2013

A friend of accused killer Jodi Arias has claimed the woman's slain boyfriend was not killed by the murder suspect but instead was the victim of a Mormon blood atonement plot.

Arias, 32, is charged with first-degree murder in the June 2008 killing of her lover, Travis Alexander, in his suburban Phoenix home. Authorities say she planned the attack in a jealous rage.

Now a friend of the suspect told Radar Online he believes Alexander was killed by the Mormon church for sexual sins he had committed with Arias.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-

Diaper Time: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Diaper Time) — Fri, 03 May 2013 14:50:12 -0400

I have never laughed so hard in my life!! I think I burned a weeks worth of calories snorting and bursting into tears with laughter. What makes it so funny is that we all have experienced the wrath of the nasty fart bars. They are tasty and great for a snack when dieting or working out but OMG the repurcussions are just not worth it anymore. I tried, I really tried to continue eating these bars but enough is enough. I feel like I need a diaper. I have never ever had nasty smelling farts like these. They are loud, the smell lingers for a long time AND the whole experience of the fart bar takes hours upon hours to clear your body!!! Seriously there should be a warning on the label, if not for the people eating them, then for the surrounding counties!!!!

Kelly: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (Kelly) — Wed, 01 May 2013 18:09:37 -0400

How does this amazingly good cereal produce such HORROR! It literally produces THE worse smelling farts on earth. I knew things had gotten out of hand when I accidentally let a silent one escape me in the kitchen at work and my coworker began rooting through the fridge trying to find the "rotten eggs"! Whoops!

anonymous: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (anonymous) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:02:34 -0400

I too thought it was delicious stuff. However, the gas was terrible. I was actually worried about ovarian cancer or something in my reproductive organs because my abdomen became so distended it was kind of frightening. No more! Not ever!

LALA: 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.

nospam@example.com (LALA) — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:03:20 -0400

The Kashi Cookies do it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Jen) — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:37:26 -0400

LOL~ Few years late with this reply but omg your post just had me crying at work! All of these posts are hilarious! I have not yet tried a fiber one bar but I've got one sitting in front of me. I won't eat it at work now that I know what happens, but I'm considering eating it afterwards and making my boyfriend suffer the wrath at home tonight!

Anonymous: Mormons are completely fucking retarded.

nospam@example.com () — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:22:01 -0400

Fuck you you mindless twat.

Toots Magoots: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Toots Magoots) — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:21:18 -0400

Hahahahahahaaaaa...I made the mistake of trying to be healthy and bought a fiber one bar from the vending machine at work. Within minutes I was experiencing the worst hot farts of my life. Not only were they loud AND hot (I thought I sharted at one point) they smelled like decomposing roadkill. When I realized the farts were not going away anytime soon, I decided to be a decent person and go home for the day to fart in private.

Courteous Farter: Fiber One Bars make me Fart

nospam@example.com (Courteous Farter) — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:42:06 -0400

Well I ate a whole box of these. I was doing errands all day and had them on the front seat of my car, I kept reaching for them, and they were really yummy.
So later in the evening I had to go to the store for toilet paper and a few other necessities. By now I was dropping bombs every 30 seconds. I was DREADING waiting in the cramped grocery checkout. I tried to wait in line SEVERAL times, but at checkout I kept saying, "I forgot something!" and then I would run to find the clearest aisle so as to minimize casualties.
Well I did this about FIVE TIMES, then finally on my last attempt in line, I told everyone, "I forgot my wallet!", I set my stuff down and ran out the door making one continuous fart all the way to my car.
Society should thank me.