Please God No

my sister Ally farts really loud and it smells and my dog gets scareed. i didnt write this as her sister. um shhhh!! i said it was cuz of the bars and she dosent beleive me and now im right! chica ya fake id fake id

So it all began when my mom informed me that she bought some bars for me to take to school...HOLY SHART!! Ive never farted so much in my life. My boyfriend was just over and I had to keep leaving the room so that I could let one rip. The bad thing is that they linger...not so hott. Anyways, I plan on offering these bars to friends and see if they say anything. Id love to stay and chat but I have to go find a cork to stick up my ass.

I suspected something was wrong when my Canary died. At least I knew it was time to leave the room.

I bought a box of Fiber One bars while my wife and kids were out of town and while I was polishing off three of them, the beagle puppy ate one off the paper plate while I was flipping through the channels. Since nobody was home, I planned to sleep downstairs with the puppy and our older dog. They're good dogs and are trained to poop outdoors. Anyway, about two hours into a Gilligan's Island marathon, I farted...loud. Then again within two minutes. Then I'd hold it for five minutes or so to let it build up so that I could see how long I could trumpet with my right butt cheek held open. It was funny for a while and then it got annoying. They started coming every minute and loud and long! Then the puppy farted right on the older dog's nose and she got up and moved to the corner of the room. I felt sorry for her and went over to pet her and while over there giving her a dose of my own farts, the puppy shit right on the dog bed and slid across the carpet wiping her butt. When I yelled at her, she just looked at me and farted. Long night to say the least.

I think I am the only guy to make it to the moon on just fart bars. These things are powerful.

I too have been in complete tears and a stomach ache reading this page. I have two bulldogs who are notorious for passing some serious gas. But since my husband and I have started eating these Fiber One Bars, it sounds like the trombone section in a high school band! It has reached a level that is even louder and more stinky than our bulldogs! My husband is horribly bloated and complains that he can't stop passing gas. I can't even take two steps with out letting one go! They fall out at any given moment. Do you know how hard it is to squeeze your ass cheeks when you are working closely with people in order not to fart??!! We have sat across from each other my husband and I and actually had in depth conversations on how bad the gas is and how we wish the farting would just stop!These bars are so tasty-we even tried the caramel and oat ones. We are throwing them out-if they are here I will only continue to eat and continue to burn holes in my couch.

Fiber will make you fart because your body is not used to that much of it, try eating whole grains for a few months, the gas will stop because you will become used to the fiber in your diet. its like drinking coke for the first time, you will feel very gassy. but once u drink it for awhile, the gas will ease.

Oh my son had some and I ate one. I have been blowing a gasket for hours and cramping. These post are so funny and true I have been laughing foo hard crying tear.

OMG I am crying, I am laughing so hard. I bought these last week and I loved them, I ate 3 the first day and had the worst gas of my life. then the next day the same, finally on the 3rd day my husband counted the farts, 105 in one day! he said I need to go to the doctor, they are the loudest and longest thing I have ever heard, gross I know. I figured maybe it was the bars? So here I come and see I am not alone, I cant stop laughing!!!

I bought the box of caramel bars. The first one I tried was soooo good and I had nothing else to eat... so I made the mistake of eating the entire box in a day. I just thought it was like an oatmeal bar, you know? Nothing wrong with downing the whole box.

YOU.DON'T.EVEN.WANNA.KNOW.HOW.WRONG.I.WAS.

Well, kids, I'm a 50 year old man and I can identify with all of the testamonies. My 52 year old brother is THE expert on foods and drinks that cause the most gas. He's been aggressively researching food fun for over 40 years. HE (THE EXPERT) turned me onto these and DARED me to eat 2 and go on a long car trip. WOW! Ka-POW! Woooah!
THE EXPERT was right and so are all of you kids. Now I am turning more and more of my 50-something friends onto the sheer entertainment that Fiber One Bars provide. General Mills, please don't change anything in the formula.

I'm not in trouble. My husband can't take my constant laughter over how much I'm farting. He farts probably at least 50 times a day if not more, every day. I have two days of around 400 farts from Fiber One, no joke and suddenly I'm trouble for laughing. I couldn't even make an exchange at the store today, it took five minutes. I've farted four times since I wrote this. It smells like something crawled up inside me and died.

That's what you get for eating crap. There is nothing healthy about this product ! All of the ingredients listed in excess will make anyone gassy, bloated and on top of that you will not be able to sleep at night. I am not gonna get into the details on the things they put in there, but let me make this clear.... IT IS NOT THE FIBER, I repeat "IT IS NOT THE FIBER". The problem is staring you right in the face.... Can anyone guess? W.... G...... Good luck!

i LOVE these bars, except for what they make you do. but, i dont wanna stop eating them because theyre so good and they help keep me full and are healthy (my doc told me i need more fiber) but, will the farts ever end?? i work in a health care setting, so i just blame the patients for the bad smell. if i keep eating them, will my body get used to them?? please, say yes.

My wife and I give these to the kids to keep them regular. They think it's a treat. But, the trick is to limit your intake to one or two a day. Unbeknownst to us our youngest ate three at once while Grandma was watching him. Later that night his butt exploded like I haven't seen since diaper days. There was dried crap all down his leg, his underwear pretty much had a hole in the butt, and I swear the smell took a coat of paint off the walls.

I started to call Fiber One bars fart bars long before I came to this site. The first time I Google it, I find these hilarious stories; so I will share one of my own. I have been eating these bars on and off since they came out. My girlfriend really likes the taste so she always buys them. The only draw back, continuous and uncontrolled farting. I had the misfortune of eating two bars at work during a break. Two hours late, BOOM! A giant gas bubble formed in my stomach and the farts began. If I couldn't stealthly muffle the rumbling sounds with my chair, I had to run to the nearest stairwell to avoid total embarrassment. The smell was unbelievable, truly the devils work. If you have someone you really want to embarrass, pass them one of these.

Love the stories....I was on a x-country flight and brought a couple Fiber One bars on board to tide me over. The farts started about an hour into the flight and kept coming with a vengeance. Mind you, I was in a middle seat and was afraid to move in the event that the noxious cloud would send someone into shock. I could tell that the poor lady in the window seat next to me was suffering, but I carefully avoided eye contact. I have never felt more helpless and shameful all at once.

I don't understand what General Mills is doing to us. These things are so, so tasty. They really are. I could almost never bother with candy bars again. HOWEVER, the gas they produce is epic! I feel so bad for the girl who sits next to me at work. I've been polluting her workspace for almost a week now. She did take today off. Hmmm...It's like, I know that I'm gonna get gassy and smelly. But I can't resist because they taste so good and stave off my hunger. The only thing to do is a coffee enema chaser. Pop a FiberOne bar, get your gas started, and then have a cup of black coffee. Maybe it will speed up the elimination process for you like it does for me. Damn it, I smell so bad.

I eat clean, about 90% of the time. I made the mistake of eating two of the 90 calorie fiber bars in one day. OMG the rumbling and uncontrolled gas releases at work were insane and embarrassing. I threw the remainder of the bars in the trash. The "clean out" the next morning was ridiculous. Watch out dulcolax, there's a new kid in town.

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. You gave me an asthma attack at work and I had to go home for my inhaler.

I started eating these a couple of weeks ago. The first night I woke myself (and my wife) up with an errant fart in the middle of the night. Last night I was up three times with the longest / loudest farts I have ever had. I ate two yesterday and one today before I read this...I am throwing the box away when I get home.

Too bad too...cause they tasted sooo good.

I have known the after-effects of eating Fiber One bars (a true weapon of a** destruction) for some time. My wife introduced me to these and not long after we began to notice that there was a gas cloud rising from her underwear after each bar. Not to be outdone, I started eating them as well and soon I could compete with her on a toot-for-toot basis. My boss eats these and we have discussed their interesting effects many times. Earlier this week my Department had our annual Thanksgiving Luncheon Pot-Luck. I purchased two boxes of the Oat and Almond bars. I took each bar out of its package and broke them into quarters. I then rolled them into balls and sprinkled them with mini-butterscotch kisses and then set them out on decorative holiday plates. Our luncheon went very well and after we finished about half of us went into closed-door budget meetings. About two hours later people were starting to run in and out of the conference room every few minutes. After a while everyone gave up and just endured the smell, in order to complete the job. I found out later that two other people went to a CPR class conducted by Safety. A couple of people figured out what had happened and gave me hell about it but most didn't have a clue. Several people have asked me for the recipe. I guess I should feel guilty but I don't. My wife wonders how I could be 49 years old and still think this was funny. Personally, I will laugh about this until I die. If people figure out what happened that day may be soon.

I just put a wrapped bar in each person's Christmas stocking... This should be fun.

It's so comforting to know that I am not alone.

These bars have made me fart so loud that my cats jumped up in fright, looked at each other a me in disbelief, and high-tailed it out of the room. One time on a business trip, I ate one in a hotel room and I swear to God I let one rip that created such tremendous reverberations that I'm sure it was heard and felt all up and down the hall and in rooms nearby. I have actually awakened my own self with blasts that have happened in my sleep. What the hell are they putting in these bars?

On the bright side, there is a medicinal purpose for these bars... my best friend brought me some while I was recovering in the hospital after having had surgery. In case you don't know, when you have major surgery your whole system slows down and they won't put you back onto food until you pass gas. Well, based on our past experience, we both knew that these bars could be depended on to get that job done fast. I would have been laughing so hard if it didn't hurt so much. The nurses on the surgical floor vowed to keep some around in case others needed help. I happily donated the rest of my box.

They are so delicious... but I have sworn off them for the good of the rest of mankind.

9 Am this morning my sister ate a delicious Carmel and Oats Fiber One bar, and 2 hours post ingestion we began to notice a very consistent stench within her vicinity. Once we acknowledged that she was the culprit of the horrific stench, she was not afraid to hold back. She was shameless in claiming the many loud farts. I heard the word "safety" over 100 times while we were sitting on our shared bed (which i am not sleeping in tonight). She felt the smell lingering around her all day and she showered twice in a four hour period. Upon arriving to work she texted me saying... "omg i just had the worst diarrhea. i am suing the Fiber One company. i shit you not (no pun intended)." We were all very curious off the updates over the course of today. We made sure to inform the entire family about her reoccurring flatulence. My mom diagnosed her with some far-fetched stomach disease, but after introducing her to the real truth (this website), she is well aware of their effects and will not be tempted to indulge in them before any social interaction....
We are still awaiting her return home, and we think this may prevent her from a very uncomfortable school experience tomorrow.

Thank you all for sharing all your encounters with these deliciously deadly treats.... ill admit i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard.

Holy shit (literally), I wish I would of come across this site before downing 2 of these bars for breakfast. On the bright (but mush smellier) side, with the help of a portable wind turbine to strapped to the seat of my chair I'm able produce some "green energy" for the entire office with pungent, warm "Santa-Ana" like winds flowing out of my hairy canyon...

Yay Google. I typed "gas from fiber" and it populated the search bar with "gas from fiber one bars."

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS???? It is positively inhuman!

All kidding aside, I wonder if there is something in these bars that is very unhealthy. I eat a lot of fiber, and I do not have gas like this. EVER. IN MY LIFE. No. Never. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Even in times during my life when I have been sick I have never passed gas like this!

I am not going to eat these things anymore. They can't be good for me!

I am experience agonizing Fiber One pains as we speak. I work in a very small office and have had to rip ass so many times just to keep my bellow from imploding. But there so tasty.....

LOL~ Few years late with this reply but omg your post just had me crying at work! All of these posts are hilarious! I have not yet tried a fiber one bar but I've got one sitting in front of me. I won't eat it at work now that I know what happens, but I'm considering eating it afterwards and making my boyfriend suffer the wrath at home tonight!

I've tried Fiber One bars, and yes, they are yummy and will give you gas. But nothing, I stress, NOTHING has given me the chronic gas I've experienced tonight after consuming a whole jar of Smucker's sugar free fudge sauce. The stench and frequency of farts PALES BY COMPARISON!!!! The cause - sugar alcohols!!! The smell is absolutely deadly and I'm farting every 2 minutes, no kidding. I sound like a machine gun and smell like a hog confinement. Good thing I live alone or I'd be kicked out of my own house and forced to sleep in the garage. So my friends, this a warning - please avoid anything containing more than 6 grams of sugar alcohols or you (and those around you) will pay the price. I need a gas mask and I'm on the verge of puking from the smell of my own farts!!

I'm laughing out loud reading some of these stories - it's a good thing we have a sense of humor!!

I eat these bars and have no problems...no more farts than normal for me. My wife on the other hand, LOOK OUT! She literally woke herself up from farting. I really thought she was crazy until I came across this site. She thinks its the chicory root extract...with it being the first ingredient listed, it has this ingredient the most. Glad to see she isn't crazy.

i just had a fiber one bar. i have three roommates and our windows will be closed. tonight will be epicccccc. letz go

i googled fiber one bar farts and was 'relieved' to find this page. im so glad it isnt just me thats plagued by fiber one farts. my boyfriend hasnt even let me sleep at his house because my gas had been wakin him up repeatedly. he told me its either the fiber one bars or he's leavin me... boy im goin to miss him

My name is Spencer and I am a Fiber One addict. In fact, I'm eating one right now. Yes, I know my wife and I will be hot-boxing it under the covers tonight, but that's okay, cuz I think we on this blog are onto something: An epiphany came upon me the other night as I contemplated the endless stream of methane coming from my colon. There has to be a way to tap into this renewable resource. With FiberOne's being the catalyst in fuel creation, surely, our scientists could design a portable and easy-to-use device to capture this useable fuel that could in-turn power our cars and homes. If we increase the Chicory content, we could eventually combine our flatulence in powering factories and entire cities.

Come 'on people let's make lemonade from this bag of lemons. Call your congressman to get obama to relegate some of that stimulus money to this cause.

My first experience with these bars was on a recent trip to Mexico. I had never tried them before, but I brought a box along for hotel room snacks. While in a rush to catch the plane home, I skipped breakfast and had a few bars. I may have slept on the plane, but my bowels were wide awake! The farts were so loud that you could hear them over the noise of the engines, and the odor was so strong that my girlfriend moved to another seat. I awoke to the sound of "good Gawd" coming from the woman in the row behind me. I surely ruined the trip for a couple dozen people.

I had never experienced anything like this before, and I was certain I had picked up some dysentery in Mexico. I was all ready to go to the doctor, but then it stopped the next day -- until my girlfriend started snacking on the bars and it started all over again. It took a couple days for us to put two and two together.

Yes, these bars are Satan Snacks! I just started a diet and decided to buy these thinking they would help with wieght loss so yesterday afternoon I ate 2 bars. Evening rolled around and I was making dinner. I must have farted last night 500 times if not more! These farts were NOTHING like the gas I had after my colonoscopy. I am a tiny person and "toot", but last night these farts were loooong and sounded like thunder! I swear I let this one loose that was so forceful I thought I may have even levitated ! LMAO!!!!! I farted ALL NIGHT LONG!!! Woke up to horrible gas pains and my ass has been throwing up ever since 7am. These bars are DENOMIC, what other bars can make you fart so bad to self levitation?????? My husband laughed at me all night and he farted as he usually does and I was happy to respond by saying "honey, I fold and raise you two" as I farted twice with confidence!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! Yeah, these bars will be given to my mother in law in her "goody bag" I always pack for her!!!!!!

Thanks for all the stories! I needed these laughs after feeling so miserable from these bars!!!!

Argh... The fart bars have claimed yet another hapless victim. Like everyone else I googled fiber one bar farts. My pets won't even stay in the room with me now so I can't blame it on them anymore.

OMG i am right along with all of you in laughing my ass off from reading all the stroies. I am having the same problems, and yet the bars have to tast so good! WOW do i smell after eating one of these bars. Not ladely like at all hahahaha. I assumed it was just the extra fiber but decided to do a search on google anyway and this is what i found! TOO FUNNY! I am so glad i work from home otherwise i may have been fired from the awful smell that these farts produce. I have tried the fiber one cereal and do not remember having these problems like i am having with the fiber one bars. I think i will just have to do like everyone else and either throw the last 2 out or use them for a prank. :)-

They were all probably laughing, and farting, uncontrollably after they manufactured and got these Fiber One bars out. What a sneaky little trick !

These bars definitely need a warning, like those Wow chips did/do, or maybe they should sell them at Spencers/Gag stores. These taste really good, but really aren't very "green" from all the gasses you omit after eating just a single one. ...Surprised they haven't added an extra gas emissions tax to these because of it.


But seriously folks, These should only be consumed if you are all alone for a couple of days. You actually need to plan ahead before eating these things. I accidentally came across this site and laughed to tears, because I just bought a box the other day. I ate one bar yesterday, for the first time ever, and one bar today, and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with me. ??? I now know, and now I too, will share my insight and all that I have learned from these 2 lone bars that I have ate ...

Do Not...Eat before you go to class or if you work in a quiet environment. Unless you are eating them just for the purpose of being dumb.

Do ... Feel free to eat these if you work at a shop. People will just think it's the machines instead.... Then again,,,,,, People might think the machines are breaking down, so that might not be a good idea either.

Do Not... eat before driving/riding with anyone !!! Unless you want to walk. Yes, you will end up walking even if you are driving the vehicle,... it's that bad.

Do Not... eat before you workout. It'll only bring out the worst in you. ( or outta you. ) Especially with aerobics or any cardiovascular.

Do... unwrap all the bars, put them on a pretty serving dish and cover the dish with saran wrap to give as a gift to your neighbors that you dislike. It'll look like you just baked them. You will be golden in their eyes and get your revenge all at the same time. They will be too embarrassed to tell you what they've experienced, and they won't want to belittle the kind gesture and amends you just made. They only need to eat one ! Just one ! ( Tip: heat them up just a few seconds in the microvewave to make it just that much more believable that they are homemade. ) ... and let the magic begin.

Do Not ...Give these to kids !!!! You think those little fart cups and whoopie cushions are bad and cause a ruckus ? ... These are waaaayyy worse ! ...They will be up all night farting and laughing, smelling up the whole house.

Do ... keep on hand for those certain unruly trick-or-treaters that show up on your door step every year. You know the one's I'm talking about.

Do ...carry these while you go on that next hiking trip as an emergency food source and location device all in one. Just in case you are to get lost, you'll have the food to nurish you for the time being and you'll uncontrollably create an abundance of rambunctious sounds for Search and Rescue to locate exactly where you are ! It'll also keep all the predatory animals in the area, at bay. Think Safety !

Do ... Stop by my house tonight and take the remaining bars that are left in the box, because I probably can't handle one more of these tomorrow and their peanut butter/chocolatey taste will be tempting...

I googleed "fiber bars give you gas" and came to this page. I could've googled "blow-outs" because that's what they are. They're horrendous! I can't describe the force and pressure behind them, but I guess everyone here knows because they've experienced them.

What's worse is that I thought fiber was GOOD for me. Nine grams in one bar - woo hoo! But now I hear it's the chicory root extract that causes the gas? Crap, that's the FIRST INGREDIENT LISTED.

I kept thinking all week "What the heck have I been eating that I have such baaaad gas???" and then it turns out the only thing different is Fiber One. I love the oats & strawberries w/almonds. But the blowouts...........BOOM!

Pure and simply the funniest website I have ever visited, ahh yes, the simple pleasures of life. I started eating these things before I went to workout, strenuous activity followed shortly by massive gas. It took me a week to put two and two together, and walked into a perfect storm of health conscious living.

In my naivety I ate one before the workout, followed two hours later by a bowl of Kashi Go Lean with added blueberries, Horrible discomfort, I literally farted 200 times that day, was doing my noxious version of "crop dusting' walking around constantly to try and avoid blame and not stew in my own funk. It was a life changing experience for me, now forever twinkies and frosted flakes for my fiber, just visit roto rooter for a bi annual flush. Colon cleanse, here I come. Damn, they did taste good, some yin with my yang, that's for sure....

I'm so glad that I'm not alone. The sad thing is that these bars are so darn tasty. It's difficult for me to throw the rest of them away, as I'd purchased 2 boxes of them from CostCo, and they had worked well at staving off my hunger. In any case, these are not to be trifled with. They can't be used for meal replacements, as the human body will happily turbo-process the chicory extract and output something that smells NOTHING like chicory.

With any luck, I can distribute the remaining bars to my co-workers & share a little of the love instead of throwing them away. I can't buy these again, as my wife has threatened me with divorce, decapitation, and dismemberment if I ever eat these again. Good luck, everyone.

On a serious note, Beano actually helps to reduce the gas. Problem? You have to consume an inordinately large dose of beano before eating any of these bars.

Hello, my name is ----- and I am a Fiber One fartaholic.

My wife brought home a Costco size box of these things. OMG never again. They stopped me in my tracks while on my afternoon run. Had I a pin, I would have popped myself to relieve the pain. But all I could do was pretend I was tying my shoes, arse up in the air, trying to get some relief.

I'm thinking we should take the rest of the box up to our state legislature for their next session. Would that make me a terrorist?

My abs went from bakery rolls to a six pack after reading all these comments. I'm still wiping tears from my face!!

My mom loves to buy Fiber One bars to snack on and I would always eat them when I'm at my parents house because they taste so good, but I never thought of putting farts and these bars together. Now that I think about it, I DID have some pretty horrible gas after eating them but always thought it was the beer I drank or some kind of bad cheese.

Needless to say I'm definitely buying these when I want to prank someone!!

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OMG! I'm crying here at work. This is histerical! These "Granola Granades" don't effect my mom at all, but me...forget it. Anyway, my daughters like to repeat what my farts sound like. Sometimes it sounds like...WHAAAAAAAT???? or IDONTKNOW!!!!

This website has been a total relief (literally). I fell in love with the Fiber 1 Chocolate and Oats bars (only 2 points on weight watchers) and thought I found a great snack to keep with me. The first day I had no problem, the next day I noticed I was a little gassy. Then yesterday I ate two and was in so much pain. Finally figured out that the bars were causing the problem, but I LOVE them. My husband is laughing hysterically that I'm spending this much time researching farts and gas, but I just knew that this was normal. Thanks to all of you Farters out there, I finally feel relief....

Not only are Fiber Onr Bars gassy , now there are Fiber Plus Bars made by Kellogs. My wife and I can't stop laughing. I found these great new bars...buy one get one free and ate a couple. I feel my stomach is being inflated with a pump. We went to the movies and it was so difficult to hold the farts in.
We came home and googled Fiber ones bars make me fart and this sight came up. /My wife assured me that I was not alone. Thanks everyone for sharing your stories. I just can't stop farting.... I'm taking these bars back and can't wait until they ask me why! Too bad that they taste so good!

Thank you for this. GM had sent me a box of Fiber One bars and a stack of coupons for $1.35 off to hand out to friends, etc...

Having never tried them, I didn't realize until day 3 that it was the bars!! My husband was grossed out/jealous of the gas... It was quite pungent, to put it nicely.

The flavor was amazing, but the aftermath is just more than this family can bear...

They'll be used as gifts for sure, in the future.

General Mills sent me a free box of Fiber One bars in the mail as others have mentioned, as part of their Word-of-Mouth program.

The funny part about it is that the name of their WOM program is "Psst..."

More like "PFFFFT!"

I gave some to my office co-workers, and now i can't help but wonder if they experienced the same thing and blame me for it secretly! My thought is that this is just a giant April Fool's day prank by General Mills.

I ate two of these bars on Saturday and another on Sunday. I couldn't figure why I was passing so much gas all day long and into the night. On Saturday my husband and I were shopping at JC Penney's at the mall and I let one rip...lol. He gave me the dirtiest look and told me to knock it off. I told him I couldn't help it, that I was feeling bloated, crampy and had to let it out. Sunday night, I mentioned to my 18 year son I was having a bit of a problem with gas (he had heard them ripping throughout the day). He then asked me if I had been eating the Fiber One bars and I told him yes. He said he finally figured it out when he himself had eaten a few, had been getting some cramps and was passing gas like crazy. He said he's not eating anymore. Well I have quite a few left and not wanting them to go to waste, I'll see if eating one every other day makes a difference. Probably not though. I shouldn't have told my husband and encouraged him to try them....lol.

I started working as a cashier at a local food retailer [which will remain unnamed] and began to gain a lot of weight because of the Snickers bars and Kit Kats that i would consume because of the easy access.
When I heard about Fiber One bars I became instantly infatuated. I loved the thought of eating healthy and saving some money. I bought 2 boxes of the oats and chocolate bars [because they were on sale] on a Friday and immediately began devouring the whole box over the period of that weekend. It had gotten so bad that by Monday when I would request change from my managers they would send some poor unknowing fool over to me because they couldn't stand the toxic fumes that seemed to levitate around me.
Now when I see an unsuspecting victim I make it a point to warn them of the health hazards created by these stink bombs.

Ive been eating these things the past few days and its fartville in our house! and most of you are sayingt you wont be able to sleep but honestly ive been sleeping so good atually 9-11 hours... so i dunno

In my last trip to the grocery store, I bought a new brand of hummus and Fiber One bars for the first time. Curious as to why I've been dropping uncontrollable stink bombs for the past two days (and suspecting the hummus), I sat here innocuously munching on a Fiber One bar and Googling "foods that cause gas." Just as a I finished licking my fingers of the chocolaty drizzle, I came across this page. I've eaten six in the past two days. Two Maximum Strength Gas-X have still not helped me. I'm overtired too because the volume and reverberation of my farts wakes me up whenever one slips out in my sleep. They feel like nice big wholesome farts too, yet bring no relief. I have a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I hope she doesn't make me sit on the exam table and wait for too long. There's nowhere for me to sneak off to, and my dirty deed will be painfully obvious. They were really tasty, though.

I seriously thought it was just me... I see a lot of people eating these things and figure, "they look good, I'll try one..."

And so I did. My boss keeps a big box of them on the shelf behind his desk. (Now I know why he has his door closed all the time!)

I tried one and thought, "Oh, hey, yum! That was mighty good! I'll have a second!"

BIG MISTAKE.

It turned my colon into a turbine. A turbine into which whole grains got thrown into. I not only farted uncontrollably, I had probably the worst case of fart-arrhea I have ever encountered in all of my 33 years.

Yet I keep eating them.

Damn you, Fiber One. DAMN YOU.

If I could figure out how to run my car on this gas I could drive across the entire country on one box of these farty bars. Thanks General Mills.

Okay this is too much! i am dying here! Can barely catch my breathe! I have never had a fiber one bar and I never will but I am sure thinkign up pranks for the use!

I was thinking as I am a substitute teacher it would be funny to provide these as a snack to the entire school population lets say 45 minutes to an hour beforea school wide assembly on a cold winter day with doors and windows all shut!

Could you just imagine the sounds coming off the tile floors and ooden benches and the smell dang! Oh my hmmmmmmmmmmmmm would try it but they'd never accept me back to sub or think of hiring me! So guess it will remain a thought instead on an action!

It's great to see that other people experience the same crazy gas problems from Fiber One bars that I do! And it's not just these bars, but any large amount of fruit(ie, melon) too. Now I know better than to eat these in public. It's such a relief to get home and finally let it all out! I love fiber, but the gas is really a problem! Ever since I upped my intake of fibrous(sp?) foods in recent years, the number of times i fart daily has skyrocketed!!

Fiber One rocks. They taste great and they produce mind blowing flatulence. Seriously, these things give me the wind like no other. The Fiber One farts feel great like proper farts should, but they don't stink. It's a win/win really. Although, the farts I do the following morning smell B..A..D...BAD.

I get these attacks of farts chained together that last upwards of like 20 seconds sometimes. I'm going to start recording them my friends who think I'm exaggerating about these things will see.

A couple of choice varieties of FOF's (fiber one farts) are what I call the Door Knock, which is a basically a string of fart "syllables" that sort of sounds like someone knocking at the door. Then, there's the Harley. That one is pretty self explanatory.

Thank You General Mills. Happy Farting!

My body is like a tank... the bars really only made me fart a few times more than usual, and poo twice a day instead of once.

My girlfriend on the other hand... holy bajesus! She holds her farts in all day at work, and I usually swing by and pick her up afterwards. After I get her it is a 7 block ride home and she nearly farted the entire ride. I think it was like a 2 minute gas seepage out of her ass. Absolutely unreal!

I love fiber one bars and kellogs new fiber plus bars because they taste so good, but the unfortunate exploding gas issue made me not be able to eat them. I tried to outsmart the bar by using gas-x and beano, it did not work and I ended up farting through a 6 hour lecture, it could not be stopped and i am pretty sure the people around me won't sit next to me next lecture or ever again. Fiber one bars are a super tasty fart fuel, BEWARE!!

Oh man. I'm just rolling here. I eat them with a piece of fruit for breakfast soem mornings. The fruit/gas bar combo is just tremendous.
I found some at the local discount store for $1.69 per box. Score! I grabbed quite a few boxes. My 8 year old daughter asked if she could have one. I said sure! Well, it was so good, she wanted a second one. I warned her, I really did.
About 2 hours later she was out riding her bike and came running in the house clenching her butt cheeks together. She said, "Wow, Mom. You warned me but I had NO idea." As she blew by me on the way to the bathroom. I asked if she'd pooped her pants, but no. Just some serious, frightening gas. She loves them, but will now never eat more than one in a day. Smart girl.

After hearing how "yummy" the Oatmeal chocolate chip Fiber One Bars were I couldn't wait to try them. Wow they were awesome sweet and crunchy just like a candy bar so instead of having one I ate 2 well later on that afternoon I was going to the local warehouse to do some grocery shopping and felt this sudden urgent need to use the bathroom, (of course I was in the back of the store and couldn't have been further away from the restrooms,) so I grabbed my purse and literally ran through the store I am sure the people running the security cameras thought I was trying to escape with something but before I could make it to the bathroom I had shit in my pants while still running to the bathroom I was so mortified this has never happened to me before I literally had to wash out my pants in the bathroom and thank God I had a jacket on so I could tie it around my waist. I went home immediatley and spent the next several hours with explosive diarriah. WTF is in these things that would make you lose total control like that. Unfortunately, I threw the rest of the box away and needless to say won't be buying them again. They should put a dam warning on their packaging to put on Depends if you plan on leaving your house after eating these.

O.M.G.!!! All of you are telling the honest truth, these things are from hell!! I ate 2, two mind you and i have had the most terrible stomach ache and runs and gas etc. I will never eat those horrid things again. Benefiber is for me or activia yogart!!
Thanks

take the fiber one challenge! my coworker has never tried fiber one. i have and so i know that the amount of gas generated is incredible. so i just gave him FIVE of them to try. he ate the first one and agreed that it tastes very good. and he just had the second one as well. we shall see how many he eats in this one sitting. and let's see what happens later on. i hope he returns to work tomorrow. oh yea, he outweighs me by at least two hundred pounds!! will post results of this experiment soon. -M

Found this by accident, for me it was Kashi Go-Lean crunchy wheat puff stuff cereal that would start an all day long fart fest after a 7 mile bike commute to work. It was so bad that one day , that even in the loud machine shop, with the Bridgeport mill running and Leadwell CNC running, I was was overheard trying to fart discretely. The older co-worker, he hated my constant farting. I let what I thought was a little 'poot" at the mill, and Joe goes "HEY! Will you STOP farting??? I put up with it all day yesterday, and I am sure as hell am not gonna put it with it all day today!!!! STOP FARTING!!! Do you see anyone else going around farting all day long, the way a cow does??? It's repulsive , revolting and WRONG!!! " I had to stop the Kashi cereal. However since I was laid off of work, I might try one of them Fiber One bars just for kicks.

As I sit here in my office, I am thankful that I am not in a cubicle. For I have been letting them rip all morning!!!! I just bought two boxes of these things, and now wonder if I should give them to the first homeless guy who walks by my office doors. (sighs). This is hell....

I don't believe this rubbish. In fact, I just purchased a box of the peanut butter flavored Fiber One bars. Now, I am off to a very important 2 hour conference with the CEO of our company. I am not scared at all!

I am a security guard for a major computer company and have to spend long periods sitting around watching people. Well, I bought a box of 30 fiber one bars at costco and started taking 2 with me to work each day to snack on during my shift. I started to notice my constant farting, but unlike alot of the posts here mine dont smell at all. They are loud and long but they dont smell, and well, now I have the reputation of the farting security guard because there is nothing more impossible in this universe than hiding a fiber one fart. Thank you fiber one, for making me the "hilarious" security guard, nobody takes security guards seriously, and the employees now take me even less seriously.

thanks fiber one.

I've been noticing the same you did. I had been letting the longest farts I have in my entire life. I was trying to pin point what it was that was causing it, so I googled "I've been letting long farts" and this came up..and interestingly enough I recently have been eating Kellog's FIBER PLUS bars. They are so good, but I think the mystery is now solved. I wonder which bars are more deadly..FIBER ONE or FIBER PLUS.

I am a ww leader and long time fiber one user and have to agree that fiber one is good stuff but only 1 bar per day or else your body will be unforgiving!

I wondered what the hell was wrong with me. I feel as if my intestines have blown up. I feel like a walking time bomb after eating 1. I ate 2 and spent every 15 minutes in the bathroom. I am a walking machine gun ! Thank god I am single. I warned my son about these and he does not have these gas problems. These fiber one bars are so tasty they are hard to stop eating. Try eating them with a huge mug of coffee. Its not like after one day the gas stops. It will last for days. Someone could die from their stomach exploding !

I am laughing my ass off so bad here!! its all true to you non believers...I thought these were the best tasting fiber bars invented..until I blew my husband off the other end of the couch and the dog out the back slider!!!!! and OMG the power of these farts was just unreal...I would go into hysterics every time I let one rip because the look of amazement on my husband's face was priceless...I seriously thought I was going to have to go to the ER. The pains were unbelievable. They need a warning label with a hazard symbol "highly explosive". This went on all night...I had no idea where this was coming from...and then the stank began..oh it doesn't smell initially...but just wait....I'm gonnna bring the rest to work for a good laugh!!!! Oh and my niece and nephew now call these farty poo poo bars and refuse to let my sister put them in their lunch bags LOL

OK, so I read this a couple of days ago and got a good laugh. I never thought anything of it we usually have them around the house. So I munched two of them this afternoon before we headed out to the 4th of July party at the Phoenix Zoo tonight.

I now have proof these things are pure evil in a box. We started hiking up the hill to the new Giraffe feeding tower. The whole way up the hill I'm talking out of my ass more than Barry Obama. Of course every time I let one rip, my 4 year old daughter thinks it's hillarious giggles and announces to the world, "Daddy farted!"

We get to the top of the hill where the Giraffe feeding tower is. It's a new, really cool setup. The railing is about shoulder level to the Giraffe and they lean their necks over the railing and take the food directly from your hand. So I'm standing there with a food pellet in my hand and let go of an SBD. The Giraffe notices the food in my hand, swings his neck towards me, then swings his neck back the other way and heads for the far corner of the tower.

Fiber One, farts so bad, even Giraffes won't come near ya'!

This is some very funny stuff. I'm in tears! In my search for a healthy, filling breakfast bar, I started eating these a few months ago. It is amazing how tasty they are in their chewy goodness! I usually eat only one per day. The gas that I experience by lunchtime is unreal. Seriously, the longest and most explosive farts imaginable. I also thought I was going crazy. I thought I had devoloped lactose intolerance, but finally started catching on over the last few days and sure enough, it seems to be a well known phenomenon. God dammit! I really like those bars!

at first i ate the fiber one bar and it was great . but after 15 minutes i had qlready faarted like 20 times. it starting to scare my dog half to death at the end of the day i had farted 52 times (seriously i counted). My dog was afraid to be in the same room with me.
Thank you and keep on farting America

I had 4 Chocolate & Oats flavored bars today, so damn addictive! -_- Can't stop farting and it feels like there's an orchestra going on in my bowels. I better shit soon or else I'm gonna blow! These farts are ghastly! These bars are really the spawns of Satan!

Tastes great, colon filling. Since eating these bars a localized ozone hole has been following me around where ever I go. The Obama administration has instructed me to purchase cap and trade credits because of the amount of emissions coming out of my ass. Forget Ethanol, feed everyone these bars and we could run our cars with power to spare.

I wanted to get some more fiber in my diet but never in my life have I had this much gas! I'm at work and I'm finding that I need to fart about every 2 minutes. I work right by someone and every time they leave their desk I let one go. It's so horrible!!!

I told my roommate yesterday as I came out of the bathroom (still farting) that these things are sooo vicious and he claims "not me, my stomach is normal". Yet I noticed he farted a few good ones yesterday too. I had 2, he only had one, which he sniffed at like a mouse as if afraid to eat it.

Don't, I repeat, DO NOT get addicted....they taste so good....but they rip something vicious in your ass. Increasing fiber intake by method of Fiber One also means increasing your toilet paper usage. TRUST ME, if you are on a plan for things....plan for extra toilet paper when you shop for these.

The cereal isn't so bad...but the bars, dear god, the bars. Be careful people, and happy crapping.

Glad to read this. I've been having controtrolled farting at work. It's bad enoug that I'm now "older" but it's been difficult to hide the "pop" and strench I've been having. I've been eatting Fiber Plus at work. They are delicous! Howver, I never gave it a thought that it may be causing this. I'm going to only eat them at home. Thankfully, I live alone. I wouldn't want to "gas" some one to death.

Mayday! I am dying reading this site and from the smell that my bum has been emitting since eating Fiber Bum bars.

I seriously cleared an entire department at Target last night.

The smell is like no other I have ever experienced. It's like a mix of month old rotten eggs and perhaps, satan's cologne.

I too was rudely awakened from my sleep from my own gass the other night. It was like I was trying to sleep during the invasion of Baghdad. Good Lord!

I had to Google it today and feel better knowing exactly where the essence stems from.

I do wish to continue eating the bars as it's nice to be so regular (who needs colon cleanse) but man, the side assfects are a bit much to bear.

i like these bars,even though they cause quite a bit of gas that could light up a gas station i lost 15 pounds last month cuz of these bars..yes you do go to the bathroom quite a bit if you eat more than you should of these bars but if your looking to lose weight these bars will do it no doubt and clean you out in the process LOL

I have never had the pleasure of trying Fiber One bars. But I have started eating the Fiber One Yoplait yogurt. I'm addicted to these little 4oz cups of yogurty goodness. And for most days I really try and limit myself to one cup. But there's been a couple of days where I've broken down and had 2 cups. I mean 50 calories a cup isn't bad and I probably don't get enough fiber anyways... Well the last few days have been miserable! The farts and the stink and gawd does it ever end?

Worst part, I just ate two cups before I found this site. I'm in trouble for later I guess........

Ok right now I am under a severe attack of the fiber one bars. So I had to go online and see if this is not just a personal side affect..I am so glad to see that it is not. I will never eat a fiber one bar again. Listen up for what you are about to read, has this ever happened to anyone yet?
So I am on my way to work and I decide to pop in a quick fiber one bar on the ride over this is roughly 0700. Throughout my work day I started to feel very gasy and bloated, I could actually feel my intenstines move and relocate from their original resting places. I work in a laboratory, so under no circumstances am I able to pass gas..just not sanitary. By 1600 hours, I was seconds away from barreling over to be on the ground one more time before I met my maker. Finally, everyone left for the day, and there were no patients in the waiting room. So there was hope for me after all, it was time to lock and unload. At first very satisfying, but then, what I thought would be one of my final blows, turned out to be a trully horrifying finale. Not only did it catapault my body feet in front of me it also caused me to crap my scrubs!! Now this has never happened to me in all my years of living through different illnesses...I always knew when it was time to hit the pot...but not this time. And to make matters worse I still had another hour of intense work to do. So I ran to the bathroom praying it did not go through to my scrubs..luckily it did not, but the smell was so staunch..I mean it smelled like I had a dead rat hiding up in my undies, I had to carefully slide my undies down my legs and place them in a biohazard bag before throwing them in the biohazard waste receptacle.
So today I am writing this somewhat in hindsight for today is day two and I am still suffering and it is past 1800. I choose to never eat One Fiber One again!!!

My husband and I have been eating these for only two days and we can't believe how bad our gas is. It has been non stop for me for since yesterday. I think I have it worse than him. I am so glad we are not alone. My husband did notice on the side of the box that it says "Gradually increase fiber over time to help minimize potential gastrointestinal discomfort." Yeah too bad I didn't read that first. "potential discomfort" my ass (no pun intended) it should read "without a doubt flatulence". But if it helps in my weight loss I will accept the gas. However I will not eat one before work ever again, that could be distasterous since I work retail and really have nowhere to hide. Thanks everyone for posting, this really made us feel better about this sudden gas attack. Good night and gas speed.

Yeah! I got that Boom Boom Pow!

After a night at the bars I stumbled home and found these fiber bars on the counter. Figured it would be a good pre-hangover snack. Very tasty, hit the spot, went to bed.

Yo, I farted so hard while I was asleep that it not only woke me up, but it was still echoing in my bedroom as I was regaining consciousness! Thought someone was trying to break into my house.

These azz crackers is for REAL!!!

I wish they had these things when I was a kid. They are better than any gag toy. I ate my first one at a friends house (around 8 pm) came home and bragged to my wife how awesome it was. About 11:00, the show began. The basset hound, a legend in the sport, laying across my lap lifted his head, looked at me, stuck his nose down into my crouch region, immediately lifted his head and jumped off the couch and laid in the floor. The show lasted well past 3 am, kept waking mysefl up. I rushed out and bought my veryt own box, boy I love these things. bought two 20 bar boxes at Sam's today.

I'd like to teach the world to toot, in three fart harmony... spread the word, share a bar!!!!!

I bought 2 boxes of the mocha bars. OMG you can smell the coffee flavor when you open the package. I am seriously addicted! But I'm telling you, it's a good thing my husband works out of town and he only comes home on the weekends. I have to stop eating them on Thursday so the farting can die down. I find myself eagerly awaiting Monday morning, so I can go back to eating my Fiber One Fart Bars!!!

Oh, and I've also scared my 2 cats out of the room on several occasions.

I decided to grab a quick snack on my journey to the airport, so what else do i reach for in my cupboard but a yummy Fiber One bar? I was feeling great until the exact moment I took my seat on the plane. And of course I was assigned to the middle seat. To my right, my friend...to the left, a cute guy my age. I painfully held in my farts until I reached my breaking point an hour into the flight. I let one rip and prayed to God it didn't stink. Thankfully, it did not. But to my demise, once I started I simply could not stop. If the plane ran out of fuel, I would've been able to get us the rest of the way on this natural gas. Fortunalely I was wearing my seat belt or I probably would've been ejected from the seat. At least I was able to blame the violent vibrations on turbulence....

yes they make you fart and have frequent bowel movements because of the fiber

Now I know why that one guy on the commercial is always laughing to himself when that other guy grabs all those Fiber One bars! I thought I would be smart and get myself a "dietary aid" since one of the medications I am taking highly recommends a fiber supplement.... yeah... I ate two bars this morning a couple of hours apart, I haven't quit farting since noon today and its 11pm, my bum burns with all the methane that has spontaneously busted out... At least it doesn't stink, yet.... I WILL not eat these anytime I am going to be out of the house! Thank you for having this great page up where all us fizzle popping junkies can commiserate!

I can't believe they still sell these things...and unsusceptible people are still buying them!

The first night I had two bars and went to sleep. In the morning I had two more for breakfast. Little did I know that was a very foolish thing to do. I went to the restroom nine times while I was at work. The first couple of times I crapped and farted, but all the other times the only thing that would come out was gas and anal mucus.

Just got back from a meeting with a dietician. After telling her of my "Fiber" intake via Fiber-One Bars, she asked if I was having any problems with.........? I had to interupt and tell her "NO! It's cheap entertainment!" And I may have to end the meeting quick since I ate two prior to coming. She just laughed, and told me there's actually a few web sites out there devoted to the tie between the bars and "BASE Singing"! After reading alot of the entries here, I gotta go change now.!

I have never tried these and am now deathly afraid.. For all of us who are concerned about global warming..this may be the beginning of the end... so put away those bars and run like the wind.. . BTW There is an ant crawling on my monitor. I think it can smell you guys all the way over here.. This is disturbing on SO many levels...

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I just discovered the magic of Fiber One bars last week. These things are awesome, I simply eat one late in the day so the farts don't come in full force until I get home from work, or in the evening a couple of hours before bed. I have never been so regular as I have when eating these, maybe even a bit irregular. They've been great for my hemoroids too, no more straining on the stool.

captain's log......(literally)

im on day 3 of eating these and its the worst idea ever. i cant believe i've made it 3 days and not stopped eating these. i have to apoligize to ppl at work for the noises that come from my cube and i've had to call facilities support to come and swap out my chair.

i'll never be the same

We have been laughing here all day at work as a gal admintted to eating her first fiber one bar today. Needless to say, the problems ensued and she was glade she only had 1. I cannot count how many people were laughing till they were crying over the comments. Now if we can get Taco Bell could introduce a Fiber One Burrito, no thats funny!

Peace, and hope to revival of the clean indoor air act!

I emailed FiberOne to inquire IF THE side effects (REAR effect) STOP once our bodies GET used to these things....
I eat other fiber each day...and NEVER had this problem...

AnYwAyS..... THEY want ME to call them to REPORT the PROBLEM I am having with these things!!!

COUlD YOU imagine talking on the phone ...They would probably put it on speaker phone and record it for LAUGHS at each office party!

IF anyone WANTS to call them to HELP our cause...the number is:

1-800-775-4777 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. CT, Monday - Friday.

Tell US how it goes

I don't know why you're all complaining. These fiber bars are the greatest edible invention of man kind. I'm a proud farter. They fuel my humor.

It's the perfect food to eat while listening to Bob Dylan. The answer my friend - is blowing in the wind.

I had to google it, all I had was one oats and chocolate bar this morning and have had hella huge farts all day. Im going to eat about 3 in the morning.

This page was really reassuring for me. At first i thought i had something wrong with me, but i'm glad to see that I am not alone. I feel very fortunate that mine are loud and constant, but unscented.

OMG! this is HI-larious. My husband and I started eating Fiber 1 bars a few weeks ago, and I at first thought it was something else I ate.. but noooo... anyway, we bought two huge boxes (qty=35 each) from Costco.. we will be farting for QUITE a long time.. yesterday at work, i had to toot so badly, and i was accidentally letting some go at my desk.. i couldn't take it anymore.. and the little fan i have at my desk was making me cold, so i fast-walked to the restroom only to my HORROR.. as i rounded the corner heading into the hallway towards the bathroom, i released the loudest toooooooot! I didn't laugh.. just played it off as my shoe or something (yeah right)... and was relieved when there was no one in the hallway (even though the explosion occurred right next to someone else's cubicle).

I will show my hubby this site when i get home.. the other night he told me he ate THREE fiber 1 bars that day! man... he was in a very bad way! i'm going to make it up to him.. i just finished off my first one of the day.. but should probably wait until i am in the car heading home.. or it might BACK FIRE on me!!!! HAHA...

Alas, I wish I had time to read all the comments on this post.. but the few I've digested should for this day be the wind beneath my @$$. Also.. BTW, "Cute Toots" isn't just some nomaker i made up on the spot.. my husband actually calls me that sometimes... i will blame the Fiber 1 bars! ohhh soo yummmmmy!!!

While I eat a different bar I like (I have eaten Fiber One), I have named these bars "Fart Bars". I always warn my hubby when I've eaten one!

I agree with several posters, it is not the fiber causing the problem. Just do a search for the first ingredient shown on the box graphic above.

Ahhh, fellow farters I have to say I am glad on one hand that I am not the only one suffering, but on the other hand, its alarming how many people are suffering from Fiber 1 attacks.

When I first bought a box, I was working in Vancouver. The firbre bar tasted really good, but really quickly my insides felt like Tornado Alley, my gut was flipping inside out and I bloated like a dead fish in the sun.

I wasn't sure when they farts were coming out and I was supposed to be standing quiety doing crowd control. The crowd at the Olympic bobsleigh event was not yelling for the race, they were yelling because I ripped a 6 min fart and they nearly gassed everone out. Thankfully the foggy weather prevented them from IDing me. GAWD, I qucikly checked my ass to see if my pants were still intact. Roger that, for the time being. Had I known I would have worn cotten boxers to help reinforce the blast zone.

I finally figured out that it was the Fibre 1 disease bars and stopped eating them. I dropped 20 lbs in about a month - it was likely all rotten air. For the love of clean air, PLEASE stop eating this crap!

I ate three of these Devil Bars yesterday and was feeling pretty good. When i woke up this morning around 7 a.m. my stomach was cramped and ready to explode. I made a frantic sprint to the bathroom. What happened next can only be described as the single greatest / loudest / satisfying bowel movement of my entire life. I can' be sure, but I think I may have found the actual cause of the Gulf Oil Spill, TOO MANY PEOPLE EATING FIBER ONE BARS AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Mark my words....I will never eat another one of these bars as long as I live!!!

Oh my I had to check out what is wrong with me ... all of sudden I have the worst grosses gas ever... and I feel toxic. Now reading what everyone else is going through..... Fiber Ones is the worst thing made .... our bodies cant handle it. I thought I had to go to the doctor myself...
I gotta say.. however they create this product it taste yummy but the after effect is just wrong.... I am dumping this cramp today:) I feel I am ready to blow a hemmy.

I have always been a very gassy person, so after consistently eating at least one of these bars a day for about a month I didn't notice much of a change in my farts at all. I guess that is a sad statement about my regular gas levels. Finally, after a month (if not more) of eating these I did notice a horrible bloating in my bowels. I thought "Could it be from that little bean burrito i ate yesterday?" no no I decided the bloating had been there for a few days. Then it hit me: Those bars. My sister the accountant conferred they make her bloated sometimes and nearly always give her gas as well.
I suggest you discontinue your use before they bloat your belly uncomfortably.
I think the culprit might be the chicory root.

Holy crap. I bought these bars earlier this week as a way to get a quick breakfast on the way to work. Needless to say it's been the most unconformable week of my life. I thought something was seriously wrong with me until I realized it was these goddamn Fiber One bars. One little bar last the entire day!! Farting NON-STOP!!

Why would they make these???

Thank you grocery store for the 4 boxes (5 bars each) for $10 trick. They were so good, I ate all 20 within a week. Five in one day.

After reading these posts, I need not elaborate on the kind of week I've had. 7 hours straight today without interruption.

Thank you all for the great laughs and obvious side effects that came with my laughter.

Perhaps now I'm a couple hours ahead of schedule in getting my social life back!

No joke this is so true, thank you all for the confirmation. Second day second bar, wondering why the heck I had such bad gas. Third day no bar, forth day another bar realized immediately the cause and couldn't stop giggling with every fart. Let's just say we slept with the window open that night.

This is so true. These bars are so delicious but if you are scared to poot freely, these bars are not for you. Because they give you so much gas, it's just crazy. I even bought the off brand and it's no less gas than brand. I ate one at work on yesterday and I could hear the gas rumbling around in my body trying to escape. It's like the more you poot, the more gas builds back up and you have to poot again, again and again. And I mean these poots come out loud. I was standing outside talking to my neighbor, she was talking and laughing and I was talking, laughing and blowing off big poots. LOL!!!!

I love these stories about fiber one bars. They are from a non human form. I have problems with my colen so i was told to eat fiber one bars. Yes they are very goooood, but damn the gas they pack could fill my van for months. My family thinks it is funny and call me dolphen butt. I think it isnot worth the suffering that i have to be put through.GOD BLESS ALL WHO EAT THESE. Maybe it is Gods joke on us.

As I sit here in agony with gut wrenching pains in my belly, I am comforted to know that I too, am not alone!! I am in tears from laughing so hard....I worry that I will laugh so hard that I will let one loose as I sit here in my cube with several co-workers around me!! This has been the most educational and hilarious website I have ever visited!! Im afraid Im going to have to 86 the Fiber One bars in my pantry.....it is not worth it....even if they do taste de-lish!!!
Shocking they are even still on the store shelves!!

Here is a tip for dealing with these delicious bars at work: Hold your farts as long as you can. Then go to the bathroom. Sit down and make a toilet paper ball. Hold the ball under your asshole while you fart and it works like a silencer. I think it controls the smell too. Good luck!

On those special evenings when you and your honey are watching TV......feed her a Fiber One bar........in about an hour bring out the lighter and start lighting her farts...... enjoy the butt fireworks from the girl of your dreams. Knowing she can fart like a Truck Driver will bring the two of you closer.

One morning, I skipped breakfast and ran out the door to pick up a new colleague who had flown in for a very important client meeting. I spent an agonizing 8 hours with this fellow and by the time the day was over my stomach had swelled to such a degree that I looked four months pregnant. I dropped him at his hotel and it was ON! Filling up my car with fuel, I was afraid that I was going to ignite.

Yep. I tried one at my mom's house and within an hour and a half or so, it was total "lift off." I started calling them "fart bars." And mom was wondering why she had the "walking farts" all the time! She'd stand up, fart, then putt-putt down the hall all the way to the bathroom!

What can I say. I started eating fiber one bars 2 months ago and could'nt believe the frequency of atomic explosions eminating from my butt. My friend Henry named them fart bars. And to top that, the smell is unreal. I farted in the car last saturday and the smell lasted for at least an hour. We stopped in to say hello to my sis at work and when she came out to greet us, she said she smelled terribly rotten garbage thinking a garbage truck must of just passed by. LOL. I love these things and eat 4 a day. I also top it with a protein drink which has intensified the aroma. My poor wife! At first it was funny to her. Now she is contemplating divorce. HMMM. What will be my choice? Fiber one / Wife?

We love Fiber One bars... I tell my little ones that they're candy bars... USE THEM SPARINGLY! I can one-up the bars.... oh, the muffins... particularly the banana chocolate chip muffins...... delicious. And the yogurt- oh so good. Please, for the love of all that is sacred in your life, never, EVER combine the 2 in one day.Hell- not in at least 24 hours. Running short on time for breakfast? Grab a muffin to go! Packing your lunch as a healthy alternative to fast food? Don't skip the calcium- grab one of those Fiber One yogurts from the fridge..... nothing worse than trying to hold in a fart when a co-worker is dangerously close to your desk... then trying to squeak out a SBD... and oops- I pooed myself at work.

OMG this is so funny, I am so glad this is happening to not just me. I went to the movie theatre after eating 4 Oats and Chocolate bars because they were so addicting and I could not stop eating them. Boy, did I regret it. I couldn't stop farting all night and i had bad stomach cramps, I'd never had Fiber One bars before so I thought it had to be those. Well never again the amazing taste is not worth it to be embarassed or in pain.

As i sit here in pain, and wishing that i had a tub of diaper cream to put on my burning ass hole I just realized fiber one is to blame. About a month ago I went to samsclub and made the worst purchase of my life. I thought fiber one bars looked delicious and would be a healthy snack to take in my lunch every day, little did i know the havoc it would wreak on my GI tract. After eating these bars for about a week, i realized i was farting uncontrollably and with everyday the smell would become more and more repulsive. When I would consume any food other then these bars I could literally feel it move through my insides. I was full of gas and kept thinking it was caused by every other thing i ate but little did i know, It was these tasty, chocolaty, crack sprinkled treats that I was eating on a daily basis. Tonight I came to realize just how truly evil these bar were when I almost shat myself at the grocery store while checking out. I feverishly scurried to locate a restroom where I could unleash the hell building inside of my butt hole, to my dismay, there just had to be another woman walking into the restroom at the same time. I never in my adult life have been brought to tears over stomach pains and I have had a colonoscopy before (if you have ever had one, you know what I'm talking about). I found myself sitting on a public toilet so nauseous because I was holding it in to avoid embarassment that I vomited in my mouth. I flushed the toilet three times in a row to mask the noise of the liquid fiber one that was exiting my body. As I stated before I bought these godforsaken granola bars of doom at sams club so you can only imagine the large box of them that remains. The only way to destroy these chocolatly bars of "fuck!" is to burn them, they way they did my asshole, I still can not sit. Thanks fiber one.

A guy sits in front of TV all day after eating a box of fiber one bars, farting like there's no tommorrow.
But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
The wife, understandably is angry , and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
THe next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie eats another fiber one bar then falls asleep.
THe wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.

"What happened?" asked his wife.

"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."

"What did you do?" asked his wife.

"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"

Wow, there are two years worth of comments on here! Amazing, and up to 15 minutes ago I thought I was the only one suffering with this. I'm so glad that it's not true. I only eat one of these things a day, rarely two a day. But still the stomach pain and farts have been reee-diculous. I have had farts so strong and long that I can see my stomach go down as I let it out. I'm so lucky that I have a large cubicle at work (as well as several empty folders to use for fanning). But seriously, these things are so tasty. I love the peanut butter and chocolate ones. I blame the man on the TV ads with the immaculate black hair and ESP, he's a good salesman.

These treats are so delicious I can't resist the temptation, even though I know the consequences. Even if you think your poot is going to be small, it comes out hard and loud. I ate one the other night before I went to bed as a little snack, and soon as my eyes opened I was passing gas. I pooted all the way to work and all day long at work. And then all the way home from work and all night long. I was walking my dog and poots was flying out on there own. It's definately crazy. But they are so good. It's my way of staying away from junk food.

your not kidding thunder from down under i blown holes in a few pairs of underwear.. i like gold but not in my shorts

I have had one encounter with Fiber One bars......it was most unpleasant. At first I thought it was the homemade tacos I had.......Until I read this site. Not only could I not contain all the gas, later I couldn't even let any gas go without getting a little extra surprise on the side. Have you heard the expression "I could shit through a screen door".....that doesn't even begin to describe the devastating effects that this fiber one bar had on my bowel movement...... I would say it was more like I could shit through a 5 micron filter.....These things are evil and should be banned, especially from young children and the elderly because they may cause death!

OMG I had to leave work cause I sharted my pants. My boss asked me what was wrong, I told her I got food poisoning. Driving all the way home I had both windows down. The box of Fiber One Bars is still sitting in my pantry never to be touched again.

Ok guys, I will be posting farts I have collected tomorrow. My nutritionist took me off of the Adkins diet and started me back on good old carbs and fiber.... Bought three boxes tonight. Please contribute your farts! Let's get the most comprehensive library of Fiber One Farts recorded! FART ON!!!!

Seriously? Is General Mills going to put some kind of disclaimer on the wrapper? My stomach feels like a tornado and a volcano met up. I thought I was giving birth last night. It's been 29 hours since I tried ONE Fiber One bar and I can barely stand it.

I would love to hand out Fiber One bars at a nudist colony convention

Ok. So my boyfriend bought these bars. I eat one thinking fiber will do me good. Well I am a Medical Assistant. I have to bring patients into the rooms. Get my drift. I eat the "fart bar" about 8am. By Noon I cannot stop farting. I am talking about the kind of farts you can't hold in even while walking tight cheeked. I was literally running into empty exam rooms to rip one so nobody would hear me. I would try to walk out of the room and have to back in again to rip yet another. It was awful. Worst gas of my life. Constant farts lasting for hours. Thank you for reading my story!!!!

These things are absolutely horrible i have been eating 1 for breakfast everyday for the past 2 weeks and i have had the worse gas of my life! They taste SO GOOD but give you horrible gas. They are so loud and they hurt i run and play soccer and it seems every step i take i let 1 rip.

hi! I typed the words "fiber one " and "fart "togather and seen all this.. i am in shock. i have never eatten fiber one bars before the other day. now i cant stop ripping farts. its crazy!! people look at me like im a disgusting person. because no matter where i am i keep blowing my horn . i cant wait until the farts stop so i can get on with my life.

I'm cleaning out my pantry and Lord and Behold what do I find a Sams Club size box of Fiber One Bars opened with only six bars left. I'm thinking these things are well over a year old and has lost all it's potency. Well let me tell you after the third bar I started farting and they were fast and furious this went on for hours. I don't know why General Mills bother putting expiration dates on the box this is very misleading. What a cruel cruel joke General Mills.

I'm reading this and I kid you, not a Fiber One Bars commercial comes on TV. I'm still crying from laughing so hard.

Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed this hard for months. I was going to go to the doctor thinking I had gluten intolerance! I was going to throw out all gluten-related food in my pantry and spend a bunch of money on gluten-free products tonight! I casually mentioned my new issue with a good friend and that I eat a lot of fiber including Fiber One bars and she mentioned that those alone could cause what I was experiencing. Sure enough, I have felt great all day and don't have that "I'm trying not to pass gas or accidentally poop my pants" look on my face now! I can go on a date to a movie without fear! I will miss my delicious Fiber One Bars but a new life is before me - gas free!

I haven't laughed so hard...though I'm trying not to laugh TOO hard because...guess what? I JUST ate a Fiber One bar and can feel my stomach getting ready to churn out the bad stuff. I kept wondering why I'd get the worst stomach aches at work...the kind where you feel like you have to constantly take a dump...the kind where you have to fart so bad, but you REALLY don't want to because you know it'll be a wet fart. It's torture--the other day I went to the bathroom 6-7 times at work because of Fiber One. Yet, I keep eating it because I've convinced myself that at some point my body will adjust...adjust...adjust.

I commute 45 minutes and thought these would be a good, quick car breakfast. I work in retail, with all men. As the only girl there, I try to maintain some amount of decorum. But, once the farts started, I decided to throw caution to the wind (pun intended) and just let them rip. You should have seen the guy's faces! Priceless! I fortunately had the scent-free poots, but the decibel levels, frequency and length of each release were incredible! Award winning! The 7 guys I work with were all humbled. I was thinking I would take the rest of the bars I have, cut them in half, roll into balls, dip in chocolate and bring them to work next week to treat my team!
Btw, FUNNIEST site ever! Great to know it's not just me. Woke my husband up 3 times last night. I will NEVER eat them again, but I will use them to prank others!

hello, my name is muffins of death. i am a recovering fiber one addict. it all started this morning when i ate the fiber one blueberry muffins. i already knew about the fiber one bars potency and thought these may be similar. not one to shy away from a little gas i mixed some up for breakfast. couple of hours go by without a single fart and so i think i made off scot free. i have never been so wrong in my life. turns out, the muffins have a double delay when compared to the bars. about 6 hours after first ingestion i began to blow something fierce. it really was quite amazing actually. never in my life have i ripped farts every 5 minutes for over 6 hours straight. i am not kidding, every 5 minutes or less for 6 straight hours!!!!!!!! and these arent your average run of the mill ass droppings. these are the highly sought after wet rotten sewage egg variety. what was even better was that with proper manipulation of my butt cheeks i was able to let a silent but deadly if i wanted to invisibly frag my whole family, or i could rip a megaphone so loud the cat would run under the bed. sadly though, this doesnt have a fairy tale ending, as my wife denied me sex tonight because of the aroma my entire house possesses now. the irony is she bought the muffins without ever intending to eat them due to the impending fart gas. wait a second, maybe thats one of her ideas for how to get out of sex. ahhh bullshit, now i'm pissed. anyway, i'm not sure what to do, i have about 5 more muffins sitting on the kitchen counter....i think i may try to overdose tomorrow morning because the thought of what i may do with a full blown fiber one muffin ass at work tomorrow really has me excited. i'm also going to swim laps tomorrow and this may provide enough propulsion that i may not even have to paddle...worth experimenting i think.

my final warning: if you thought the fiber bars were bad, stay away from the muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just ripped another one, damn it stinks....i will def be eating these before i go watch a movie in the theaters. sadistic, i know.

Maybe you're allergic to chicory root? They do cause gas I've noticed, but so do a lot of other fiber rich products. Nothing's quite as bad as some foodstuffs I've gotten from abroad---although I think that has more to do with cleanliness of manufacturing vs. fiber. I love the taste of fiber ones and they do add fiber to your diet. I wouldn't eat them by themselves, try it with a meal or if need be take some bean-o or gas-x or for something more homeopathic Mexicans drink a tea made from anise & chamomile. I've also heard fenugreek seeds help. I'd say the worst gas and stomach upsets I've gotten (aside from food poisoning from a local mexican restaurant 'Taqueria San Jose") were from sugar-free candies or ice cream-ugh! or god forbid Olestra (the fat-free oily greasy slick used on chips that coats your tongue like it were exxon valdez) that I think they've finally taken off grocery store shelves was by far the worst gassifier known to mankind. :0)~

This made me laugh so hard. "Terry Schiavo would have run out of the room with some of the gas that I've had."

hahahaha

so, just for the record, I gave my boyfriend a "dutch bag" yesterday. That is when you fart while sitting indian style on the floor with a pillow on your lap, wait a minute and throw it at someone's face... thanks to the fiber one bars, even though i missed after the first throw, the smell successfully lingered in the pillow for the second throw. it was great. I just emailed him the link to this page too.

Trying to be healthier I have tried to cut back on sugar unless there is a lot of fiber. Incredibly, I discovered these great tastng bar that had enough fiber to make me feel not so guilty about eating them. I ate several at the beginning of the week, along with starting an exercise program at the gym, and was mortified at what ended up occuring. I told my husband that I thought they made me fart and he wasn't so sure....until last night leaving the first football scrimmage and he had walking farts all the way back to the car! I of course asked if he had eaten some bars and he said he finished off the box. Ridiculous. So this afternoon googled Fiber One bars gas and found this. I have never laughed so hard. Thanks for all the stories and I will never buy these again!

I am a commercial producer, and the day before a shoot, I went over to Costco to pick up some food for the set. I usually like to buy things that the crew can grab and go, so this box of "healthy" looking bars seemed perfect. The shoot was pretty intense, so the crew didn't have a lot of time even to just grab snacks. Therefore, I ended up taking the unopened box home with me.

I was totally exhausted by the time I got home. Having no energy to cook, and not even enough energy to drive to get something to eat, I figured I'd try a nutritious bar. Wow, deeee-licious! Couple of minutes later, why not - have another bar. Wonderful. Until...

An hour later I thought a nuclear device had been set off in my intestines. I thought that the "Go Lightly" that I had to take before my colonoscopy made me run to the bathroom fast - I must have set a land speed record. Once in the bathroom the real explosions began. Oh my gawd. It was like being in the middle of a thunderstorm.

I had to call my girlfriend up to share my fortune. She couldn't understand why I was laughing so much. I had to explain to her to just stay away for a while.

Later that week, the air had finally cleared in the house, and she came by. I told her about the bars and she tried one. I ended up leaving the house, laughing and crying at the same time.

We hatched a heck of a plan. We figured we'd tell one of our friends that these bars were the ultimate ENERGY bar, and that they should eat one about an hour before WORKING OUT AT THE GYM!!!! We are SO cruel. Ultimately we resisted putting this evil plan into effect, but our friends should continue to be very, very nice to us in the future or ELSE!!!!

Thanks be to god!! I seriously thought something was wrong with me. For three days now I have had gas the likes of which could be in an x-files episode. The farts never stop,they just come and come and come. It's violating the laws of physics. If I sit on the bowl ,it sounds like a Harley Davidson motorcycle, not a human being. It's like I now have a super power. Huge volumes of air I tell you. Truth be told it's great fun (when you are alone). My wife is living in fear till this works it's way through me. I think this could be habit forming. It does present a problem when at work or in public. But it has livened up my commute. I am lucky in that mine do not have a stench. Damn you fiber one, damn you.

Lorraine, I haven't either! It's so nice to feel normal again! I had been eating Fiber One bars for over two years!

OMG!! after reading this i feel better. this page has helped me so much its like a gift from God. i had abdominal bloating and gas after eating certain foods.i was unsure of what the food was that made this happen Lately it has gotten worse. I get abdominal bloating, cramping, and gas right after i eat but not all food . It gets especially bad after eating fiber one bars and did not connect the two.Then like the person above me i typed in gas and fiber one bars. and BINGO! i stoped eatting them for a week .now this problem has gone away no more farts. or cramps I had diagnosed myself with gall bladder disease now my stress has lifted and i feel much better.

GOOD GOD my asshole burns!!! I thought it would be healthy of me to eat several of these a day, but 1000 farts a 10 shits later, I realized that I was farting and pooping at 5-10 times more than normal...

Don't eat more than 4 in one day or your a-hole will be so tired and sore from farting and your girlfriend will say "ok, I was attracted to you before today".

They so tasty though and I just had to eat another one after finding this site...

Had my second granola bar. Suspected the worst stomach ache, gas, and diarrhea I had two weeks ago was due to granola bar. Had it again today and having to sit still at a conference after eating that gave me the biggest stomach ache of my life. I was in constant fear my colleagues could hear my hyperactive stomach. Never again, fiber one, never again.

I think I am a sick woman...I am laughing and crying hysterically at all these stories. My sister showed this site to me-I'm dying here!

My Fiber One Bar Story:
So, my mom and I were flying out very early the next day on vacation and so I stopped by the drug store to grab some early morning/plane snacks (oh boy!). I grabbed a case of Starbucks canned Frapps and a box of Fiber One Bars (I thought it would be a good breakfast bar). Well, we each had one that morning and then during our first leg of our plane flight. Mom and I were FARTING all day!! Through both flights, I told mom that I was gassy and diarhea. A plane is not the place you want to feel bloated and have the constant urge to use the bathroom. Oh, and it smells-BAD!!!! (BTW, I'm cracking myself up telling this story and reliving it in my mind.) When we arrived at our destination, it was only lunchtime. We visited with my great Aunt who we had not seen in 10+ years. We were gassing off every 10 minutes/using the bathroom. And, it smelled!!!

Everything cleared out by the next day, but we sure did learn our lesson-No more Fiber One Bars!! It's not worth it!!

I ate a Fiber One bar about 4 hours ago. It's now 4 am and my wife refuses to come in the bedroom. She has slept on the couch all night due to my..... well you guys have read the stories.

Im so glad i found this website LOL. I have been eating fiber one bars at work and i couldn't figure out what was going on with my stomach. Turns out i was right thinking it was the bars i was eating. I have to keep running away from customers and co workers everyday cause the gas is horrible. Why do they have to be so good? LOL

I just finished a phone call with my mom confirming that I was not the only person with Fiber One related gas. I ate two of the bars from my 10-pack within two days. I thought the gas on the first day was a fluke, but by day two the farts were so intense that I knew something had to be going on. My husband kept saying, "Stop pushing them out like that!" -- Little did he know, they were that long and loud all on their own. That night, I was awakened more than once by the farts coming from beneath the covers! By morning, I found that I had my first ever SKID MARK in my underwear! I am thrilled to know that I am not alone in this! Good luck to all others who now need to bleach their underwear!

Hello! wow alot of people with the same issues!! i am not alone... i have taken Tylenol NO# 3 last night and ate a few fiber one bars for the first time.. let me tell you .. this combo was the worst nuke fart i have ever had.. this sound that came out my ass hole was so loud it .it left a shock wave im sure.. i live in the country and my neighbor lives 6 achers away coud hear my booming fart from inside my house.. it was massive!! good thing i did not blow out windows .. i can not understand why some one would sell such a thing to the population i can see it used for warfare

I have a setup in my garage where I put a board on a ladder, my netbook on the board, and the ladder in front of my bike, which is on a Blackburn trainer so I can surf the net while I ride my bike. It's even more fun when I've eaten a Fiber Fart bar because I get to lift my ass up off the seat every few minutes to release some jet propulsion. Even better when I am reading this article about Fiber Fart bars while on my bike after I ate one laughing and farting and exercising all at the same time. It keeps some of the odor in the garage, too.

Often I will eat three or four (total) for breakfast. I love these little weapons. I make a recipe mixture on a plate with a variety of fart bars to compliment my taste buds.

.5 Fiber One Oats & Chocolate
.5 Fiber One Oats & Caramel
.5 Fiber One Strawberries & Chocolate
.5 Fiber One Chocolate Mocha (my a.m. fave)
.5 South Beach Diet Smores Fiber Bar
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Peanut Butter
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Chocolate Chip
.5 Kellogg's Fiber Plus Dark Chocolate with Almonds

The mix equals about 4 total fart bars and makes a wickedly sharp and handsome smelling gas. One afternoon I'd been busy scenting up the downstairs area and my husband, unaware of my morning fart bar habit and smelling the rich smells, asked me "hey, what are you cooking in here, it smells kinda good."

I was silent.



By lunchtime I was farting a cornacopia of scent and sound.

I am crying hysterically, reading this. I long ago banned them in my home after my husband, two sons, and I all ate two each on a car trip. Once we realized what was happening, my husband locked the windows. It was HELL. Unfortunately, he has bought them in bulk at Sams club. It comforts me to know I am not close to being the only one with this "problem". I will NEVER eat them again. There really has to be some chemical, or something VERY wrong with the combination of ingredients, as I eat tons of fiber, and have never had the same reaction.

The beach boys are not singing about what came out of my arse hole this week end, after i had a few fiber one bars.it was the same gas "H2S" that comes out of a sewage tank. fiber one needs to place a bio hazard symbol on ther package to warn people of the danger.

In the gay cummunity .it is told that farts are mating calls and are sexualy arousing.
smelling another mans fart is sexual and tells alot about his past lovers and what he has eatten supper. it also tell how loose his ass hole by the pitch of his fart.
fiber one plays important roll in the gay cummunity.. so hats off to fiber one and pooman "above me "for standing up for his freedom of gay rights.

The amount of farts that I produced today, caused greated concern that I called my husband at his Firehouse and asked what am I dong to produce such loud NON smelly farts. I went into full descriptive detail of how long they lasted, the sound them made and the utter disbelief that they did NOT smell. I have been taking new vitamins. I googled every ingredient thinking it may be that. Put in google search bars, what causes alot of farts.. FIBER ONE BARS came up.

Thank you Fiber One!

Well I tried one today at lunch. When I got back to work (massage therapist) within a few minutes my stomach started rumbling so badly I actually mistook the sound for thunder rolling in, then I realized it was me!!! I had to hang on for another hour and a half before I could head to the privacy of my truck. Then the rest of the day, every 5 minutes I had a "gas attack". I know exactly what caused it and I'm gonna put these snacks from Hell out in a dish with a sign 'FREE SNACK BARS' at my husbands hardware store. And, btw, they really don't taste that good, really.

Oh my, I had 2 bars, and I could not walk. I had so much pain, that people areound me wanted to call an ambulance. I got home and let it rip. My boys were never so happy to hear that sound.

Told him not to do it. Warned him of the dangers. Watched in horror as he ate not 1 but 2 bars within 15 minutes. Later, I watched & then laughed as he had to pull off the highway, drop his jeans, grab onto the vehicle and blow explosive crap out of his hind quarters. Thanks Fiber One!

OK guys, I first saw this blog two years ago. I was wide awake in bed, gassing myself into a fog of foul flatulence. I really thought I had lost my mind or was dying. It occured to me it HAD to be these Fiber One bars. I then did a search and found this blog. I see that all of you are keeping up the good work! As for me, I gave them up once I made the connection! I too called General Mills, and they are aware of the blogs. The woman said we are all exaggerating. I asked her if she had ever eaten them and she hung up on me. I pass the shelf where these explosive devices are disguised in pretty little boxes at Wal-Mart and RUN!

Well, my boyfriend and I decided to try these things and man, I thought it was just me. But when I found out that he too had been straining to not fart all day (mind you, we both were at work and trying to not fart around the people we are working with!) we both came to the conclusion that it had to have been those bars. We decided to do a test and we both ate totally different things the next day, except for these fiber bars, and wham! We both were farting up a storm. I don't think I've ever farted so much in my life, even when eating a high fiber diet. These things are clearly fart bars. Taste good, but the after effects are not very pleasing...if you can put up with the gas you're gonna have after, go for it!

Wow, I'm so happy I found this website. Glad to see I'm not the only one having a ridiculous gas problem. My dad bought these bars last week, so I decided to try one. I didn't have any problems until I had a second one a few hours later. Two hours after that, HOLY FARTS. Nonstop gas explosion for HOURS!!!!

I'm not even kidding. The farts were SO loud that my dog was scared. First she was hiding between my pillows, but then one fart was so loud, she flew off my bed and ran out the door to try and run upstairs. I tried to get her back in my room, but she wouldn't budge! She was scared to death! It was the funniest thing in the world. I was laughing so much that I couldn't hold in my farts, which was probably scaring her even more.

I will never eat those bars again!

Taste good but never again. I hate to waste food but I may just dump the rest of the box. It is unreal what these things do to a body.

this is gross . fiber one bars. Are General Mills so dumb that they dont understand how they make people fart from the product they make? please!! shame on you General Mills !!shame shame its fart money you feed your famly with ...fart money!!

I can tell you that the Fiber One yogurt is nearly as bad - you don't want to be around me in the afternoon. I laugh everytime I see the Fiber One commercial where the guy dresses up to keep coming back for more samples - FOOL!!!

I bought the fiber one bars yesterday, and was farting all evening! today, I had horrible diarrhea! whats up with that!

I am lmao reading this stuff. I too decided to try these bars for a healthier breakfast. I dont think I have farted in my whole life as much as I have in the last 3 days. Its terrible. My anus muscles are hurting from being overworked. Those damn bars are good at first, but holy crapppp. I feel like my rectum was violated. I am glad I found this info. I had no clue what was the cause. Now I can throw those tasty bars away. If healthy is this painful, for get it.

One thing I don't understand is that I used to eat them so much in high school--I would sometimes eat more than my recommended value because they were so good. I never once had a problem with them. Now I'm in college and it takes so much effort not to fart in the middle of class. I've occasionally had to run to the bathroom in the middle of lecture to let a big one rip. My boyfriend has woken me up numerous times to report that I had farted on him in the middle of the night. Also, I don't think it is doing me any good as I have not experienced typical results that fiber usually brings (if you get my drift). I think I will be giving up these fiber one bars and opting for something with actual wheat fiber in it.

I wouldn't even give these Fiber One bars to a starving homeless person. It wouldn't be kind.

My GOD!!! I knew it was the bars screwing me up. Try eating two for a night of fun : )

HILARIOUS! I thought it was just me! Last week i ate about 4 over the course of the day...i was farting for 2 days straight!!!No lie! I thought something was seriously wrong with me. I didn't realise it was the fiber one until yesterday when i ate 2, i was studying in the library and i had to leave cos hold my farts in was painful. As soon as i steped outside i let rip.. I had to cycle home and farted with each push of the pedals. ugh!

I was taking alot of laxatives before I had my colonoscopy and he told me to stop because the lining of my intestons was black. (scared) So I had to have somthing to make me go, I take alot of meds and it is detramental that I use something, so well he says eat fiber.
Well, I bought the dark chocolate ones, omg, they wereso chewey and tasted so good I couldn't believe it. Well Well, it is good that my husband is hard of hearing, ha ha I have never in all my life had so much gas. I think I could eat 2 firber bars and put on my skates and go across the state line and back with all that air pushing me. I hate to give them up but I can't stay away from people because I will fart on them and be imbarrassed. Maybe my belly will go down also, I feel so bloded, oh no I just had to fart, Haaaa now I feel bert

Ha ha, Jeffro's comment!!

"The first rule of Fart Club is you dont talk about Fart Club."

FOL

I delivered my last baby 6 years ago. And for the first time since then, my hemmorhoids are back - with a vengeance. Thanks Fiber One but we are over.

For one week my wife and I kept farting and could not figure out why. At work and at home, it was very uncomfortable. We gave our kids some of the bars and they started farting and getting shits. We then realized it was the bars we started eating a week ago. I will never eat this shit again.

I saw these on sail at the store I normally go to. They looked pretty good to I decided to buy some. I tried one and though they tasted really good, so I ate 3 more. I was completely normal for a while, but about an hour of so after eating this, dear god. I was farting non stop every 3 seconds. It felt like a bomb exploded in my intestine and the explosion squeezed out my butt cheeks. the next 2 days I had random fart surges every now and then. I later earned the name "Gassy Gwen" by my friends.

I wanted something healthy and chocolatey so I ate a few fiber one bars, or should I say, evil laxative trick bars.

However, the high decibel farts weren't the only side effect. Within 2 hours I was having horrrible cramping and severe liquid diarrhea, and spent the next 6 hours on the toilet. I could have traced the path my intestines take through my abdomen, by the obnoxious gurgles and pain. I became so dehydrated and was in such agony, my husband wanted to take me to the hospital. Things must have sounded pretty scary from the other side of the bathroom door.

I did lose some weight, but I would not recommend this as a weight loss method.

Maybe fiber one bars are the result of some bioterrorism research.

I have had these fiber bars from Kelloggs. It was in my belief that I never came closer to god on a toilet seat then I did eating these bars. I prayed to god to vanquish the demons that feasted on my stomach and my small and large intestines and sphincter. I prayed "Noble and all knowing yet mysterious in all ways all mighty creater of all God. Please release the possessed fiber in which I have consumed (as I reach for more TP) on this day for I do not deserve such pain and misery. Release the chocolaty goodness that Satan has forged in to bars of evil out of my body. Please allow my digestion system return to its natural state from Satan's imps with large sharp claws and teeth. Please God. Amen.

I can't believe there are that many people with fiber one farts, I had to leave work early today because I couldn't stop farting, it hurts! Im farting as we speak!

i ate two of these things for the first time because my boss bought them and offered some to me. there so tasty. later that day when i get out of work i go to shoot pool with my friend. every time i bent over to hit the cue the biggest fart would come out. not just any ole big fart but like a world ending fart EVERY 30 SECONDS it was ridicules. i could have filled the Hindenburg with all that gas

After me and my wife ate a box of fiber one bars we tryed spooning... VERY BAD IDEA!!we blown each others faces off.. kinda like a ukranian stand off//so thank you again fiber one you evil cock suckers!!

why dont you go to hell aazzhole. no humor you sorry sack of shi.it? its not your site is it shiit face? ill post what ever the fuk i want .im sure your a dumb unkrainian bohunk thats farts alot

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I had heard a few rumblings on the street about these things. However my wife bought a box for me because I need more fiber. Being cautions I only took one bite of one bar and put the rest of that bar in a ziplock bag. We'll see what happens from one bite. It has been 3 hours and so far just a few burps.....

So one bite seems to be the "safe" amount. At this rate I would eat a one bar in 5 or 6 days. Putting it back in a ziplock bag after each bite. Also I took this one bite in the morning and ate a bowl of cereal afterwards. I think an empty stomach would be too much room for this beast to play in all by itself. Seriously ONE BITE per day. I still got gas, it wasn't horrible, no pain, but I did burp and fart more and the farts have a specific smell I have not experienced before. Maybe some sort of chemical experiment going on down in the depths. I'm creating a new compoiund or something.

I have no idea the horror some of you folks who claim to have downed a whole box must have gone through. EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, this is key

I love Fiber One bars. I spent the Christmas weekend with my wife and family at my grandparent's house. They eat Fiber One bars too. I must have eaten 5 or 6 within 3 hours....and today, I'm dealing with the consequences. : ) It was worth it though. Those bars are DELICIOUS!

I have never laughed so hard in my life! I started eating these when they first came out a few yrs ago, and we called them Fartbars. I thought it was me. My friend and I were going to start a diet this week, and I thought I would research before eating and came across this wonderful, insightful site! WOW... wouldnt you think the company would change that if they knew people would only buy one box?
I guess I will have to find a different diet plan! dating and farting just do not go together no matter how much weight you loose!

this is so unfair.

I have taken farting to a whole new level with these Fiber Bars! Never ever never have I farted like this!!! You have got to try the Strawberry and Oats Fiber One Bars! They are 10 times more potent than the Chocolate or the Caramel, try me on this! My secret mix is two Sausage & Egg McMuffins and two Hash Browns with two Strawberry bars and then Chicken Noodle soup for lunch, by 2pm you will pollute a corn field! You will cut 30 second farts all night!! I Love You My Dear Fiber One Bars!!!!

I too ate the devil bar. At first I didn't make the connection, but the following day was worse. I felt like a Human airhorn. I had one Blast that must've lasted at least 60 seconds and the decibel level was on par with a vacuum. Brutal. So on a whim I decided to google fiber one and fart. What a shock! Not Anyways, I'm giving the rest of my box to a buddy whose going on a roadtrip tomorrow....

I haven't farted in 3 weeks and I eat like 4 fiber one bars a day. I have no idea what you are talking about.

I can't even tell you how funny this is to me. They need to add farts to those commercials. They spend SOOOOO much time talking about how good they taste (obviously they are a selling point and are being truthful according to all of you), that they neglect to mention the unwanted side effects. What you are not stating (I didn't read every single comment) is: Do they make you poop?

Lord knows I do not need to eat these as I have IBS and the LAST thing I need is fiber, but I thought about eating something similar as I can't eat much in the morning. Thankfully, I chose a smoothie!

My Son asks for these for birthdays, holidays, etc. He loads up on a few bars and then heads down to friends house with his lighter. Good times! You get great blowers with these bars.

Well tweetynole asked if they make you poo? Well not for me... it all starts when your belly rumbles// imagine the worst case of gas build up in your bowels. It feels like pure air with some wet fart spatter. But in my experience with fibre one bars it does NOT make make me poop it seems to stop you from pooping and makes your guts build up the gas and the raw sewage in the bowels and lets it out with with air pressure factor about 40 p.s.i or more. In some cases it will give a person the runs."So they calm" but it depends on ones system,

I just bought a Costco box of Fiber Plus (Kellogg's) from Costco (36 bars) and they were tasty. The first 2 days I had them, I had 1 for breakfast and noticed I was gassy as hell and didnt think twice that it was the bars. This is the 3rd day and I did a quick google search and came to this page. I refuse to eat any more despite how good they are.

Anyone want 34 bars?! haha

Oh my. This is too funny. All of the above happened to me. I also learned that our soft pillowy sofa cushions are like a sponge. If you tru to slip one out w/o anyone knowing while sitting on these, the cushions absorb the odor. When you get up and then come back and plop back on the cushions, all the gas is forcefully thrusted out and into the air. So embarassing.

OMG LMFAO as I fart. I bought a box yesterday of the caramel and oats and tryed one right away - sooo good. But after a couple hours the gas and farts began. I thought it may have been the new stir fry recipe i made for dinner, so today I decide to try just half a bar. Well within an hour it was confirmed - the fiber one bars were actually FART ONE bars. Thats when i googled and found this site. Thanks for all the good laughs and Thank god I only ate 1/2 a bar...Hopefully the farts will stop soon. Really wish they didnt taste so good, i hate to throw them away.

I had one this afternoon and this evening I started getting so bloated and having smelly gas that made me have to light match after match!
I think I will give the rest of the box to my co-workers. Damn I'm evil!

Sadly the video is private so some of us farters can't see the farty goodness

After finding out from a friend that these things turn anyone into a gassy fiend i decided i would bring these to a party i was going to as a practical joke. Oh my god his basement was never the same after that night. You would walk upstairs to go to the bathroom and come back down and damn near die from fart inhalation it was so bad. When i got home the next day my mom told me i smelled like diarrhea.

This is hilarious!!one time I ate a fiber one bar for breakfast and throughout the day I had debilitating bloating and farting. It sucked when i was taking a math test and could heat the gas!! I didn't know it was the fiber one bar and ate one again the next day and it happened again.

I bought these yesterday because they looked like a nice, healthy snack. They tasted great. I ate 2 of them.

I farted like a monster all night long, (literally 50-60 times) and some of the farts were so monstrous that I thought they were going to rip my butt apart.

I just wanted to say that I have not only blew out my nether regions after having one of these (embarrassingly enough I took it it work thinking "I need more fiber!") but I rushed to the bathroom a couple times and let me tell you, Hiroshima looked like Disney land when I was through. I decided too to do an unofficial study, and sure enough next day I didnt touch them, back to normal. The sadistic person I am I then had one the next day (at home) and back to the toilet I went!

Stay away and find natural sources for fiber...

Thanks for the posts! I googled Fiber One makes me fart and here I am. OMG I went to a friends house, she gave me a bar, 2 hours later OMG...It was like a rocket was about to launch. My stomach was so bloated and uncomfortable! That is UN-NATURAL!!! Yep, no more of these for me! At least I know I am not alone LOL

Fiber One Chewy Bars, Cardboard No, Delicious Yes, Toilet Yes, Farting Yes.

OK everyone thought that our family was nuts but after reading all the remarks on here I know we are normal. I have laughed so hard I have had to quit reading these.......

Thank you for all the comments. I could hardly breathe, I was laughing so hard while reading them! I have never had one of these deadly bars, and I think I'll keep it that way.

It's gross that General Mills is getting away with putting this slop on the market.

So it's not just me. Look, if it's gonna make you fart for 8 hours then don't classify it as a food. And shellac? WTF? Corporate Garbage.

OMG....I am so glad I found this website...I was just looking for what bars were better the Fiber One bars or the Kellogg's Fiber Plus bars(which I purchased today) and came across this site. I wanted something that taste good and was healthy to take with me for breakfast every morning at work.... Well Thank Heavens I read most of these comments....I will not be trying out my new Chocolately Peanut Butter Fiber Plus bars in the am.... Guess I will save them and try one when I am off next.

My wife played a nasty joke on me. "Here hon, try these for breakfast."
The result ....15 hours of richter scale moving cheek flappers.
BRUTAL!
While cooking dinner, I discretely walked two rooms away from the kitchen to pass one, only to find my son asking his mother "Did you hear that?"; and my wife in hysterics.
After sharing this site--- with her she was in tears.
I think she knew this all along!

Who knows what is in this stuff we eat? This artificial, overly processed crap is not really food! Our bodies don't know what to do with it.

I bought the giant box of Fiber One from Costco and can't finish it. I now pass them out to co-workers for my personal amusement.

Mine started with a coupon. A damn $1 off 2 boxes of Fibre One. If I could go back in time, I would have never clipped it. I'm sick of my same old granola bars, figured the extra fibre wouldn't hurt? Right? Although not needed, I'm a pretty 'regular' type of girl. Devoured 2 of them. Freakin' delicous, thank God I didn't eat more. Extreme gas and bloat set in. Kids kept asking what smells? I said it was the garbage. They were SBDs, all of them. Too many to count. Had 2 more the next morning, I knew they were the cause the night before, but figured my body would get used to the extra fiber and they taste so good!!!!! Almost crapped myself working out that night. Wasn't worth the pain and smell. Threw both boxes at the coffee pot in work. They were gone in minutes.

i love mary

Holy Jesus...I had 1 fiber one bar last night, and 1 this morning. I then attended a 9 hour class session at UIC. I just got home, but I'm not sure if I'm alive. I just held those tremendously painful farts in for 9 hours...9 Hours! I think my intestine may have ruptured or something. I could barely get up at the end of the lecture session. When I got in my car, every fart did not cause relief, but intense and excruciating pain. By holding them in, I could actually hear them from inside...I don't think that's a sign of good health. Now I'm home, and I immediately searched this connection online and found this blog. How are these bars legal?

I ate two of these the other day in lieu of lunch, I had enough gas to roast a chicken.

I am so glad I found this page, I have been laughing just as loud as I fart!!! I have never experienced such gas before in all of my life!! Yet I continue to eat them. I eat them for other problems and use these to keep me binded up but wow... luckily I sit home alone all day. Once I return to work, I will not be able to eat these anymore! My goodness!

About a year ago, while I was at work, I was having a super busy day. I was fully aware of the gas these things gave me but I was so busy I had no time to eat and reached for another fiber bar. Oh man, did I regret that. I had to leave the building for awhile and just walk around the parking lot farting the whole time. I thought I was gonna take off!

This was hilarious...I was crying laughing reading this!! Totally - My boyfriend and I agree 100%. Thanks for the laugh!

Guys,
It's most likely the combination of chicory root and soy lecithin. Both have a mild laxative effect. My mom gave me chickory tea when I was constipated. Trust me, a cup of it is a moving experience. The small amount of extract in the bars causes flatulence enough to rival the California smog.

I have been having gas for weeks eating these damn bars but today was the worst. I had one bar and I've had gas all day. I went to a friends house for drinks and had to leave cuz I was so bloated my stomach couldn't hold anymore liquid. I'll never eat one of these delicious bars again but will buy them and suggest them to other people I hate to make their lives miserable

Fiber one gave me diarreah i cant go any where!!! Beware lol... Good for people with stool issues... Bad for me...the last 5 hrs have been painful!!!

I googled this topic...because I had a feeling there was something VERY WRONG with these bars. I usually buy Nature Valley and made the mistake of trying Fiber One. Lets just say I'll be giving the huge Costco sized box away very soon.

this is very funny except the fact I didnt realize there were so many gross woman out there who are having their husband count their farts and actually talking about it.

I love fiber one bars. But they don't love me. After consuming several boxes and experiencing never ending painful gas for a minimum of 24 hours following ingestion of these wonderful bars I am going to have to give up my fiber one bars...or lose my boyfriend. I, too, have woken myself up with such loud farts that I scared both myself and my 5 lb pup. As for my boyfriend, I'm asking him to wear ear plugs tonight in the hope I don't embarrass myself (again) after eating a yummy bar today. In summary, I love the bars. But the gas is unforgiving...

I ate two bars and my stomach feels like it is going to blow out my butt. The leather seats in my car echo the sound and left my wife with her head hanging out the window. They should start including matches with each box.

lainey agrees with jen jen i just got off of info about colon cleansers Beano discussion I mean I thought i had some serius problem.- then I came across the funniest stories i have ever read in my life- i mean like i am reading back to 08. At any rate i was getting worried as yesterday i ate my wonderful tasting bar of my antisapated glorious morning snack and topped it off with newly made split pea soup from mothers day ham and i could not leave the house and i still have remaining occurrances today since of course i am addicted to my wonderul fiber bars and will have problems staying away from them thankgoodness i stumbled on all this i swear i was on my way to the drugs to get a colon cleanser.-now my scare is over i will now pick up some Beano i just read workes ahead of time (before the farts start and be back to consuming my wonder bars full time again man i never laughed so long and hard in my life at these stories i realy thought i had a twisted gut of some kind.

The guy who came up with the concoction used in those damn bars is a genius in my book! right up there with Ben Franklin!...I have never in my life experienced a product that produces such excessive quantities of flatulence, and it is nearly impossible to hold in Fiber One farts no matter how hard you clinch your cheeks..It's like Fiber One farts have a personality of their own! like living, thinking beings intent on humiliating you in public!...What a perfect product to give to an annoying neighbor, illiterate mailman who keeps putting your mail in the wrong box, e.t.c. the bars taste so damn good nearly everyone will greedily gobble them down..I personally have never eaten more than 2 bars a day, and that amount is enough to make you feel like your colon is turning into the Goodyear blimp!.....Shame on the people who posted here saying they're gonna complain to the Fiber One company about the ingredients!..let us have our fun!...If you don't like the effects, don't eat the bars, simple as that..The Fiber One cereal doesn't generate as much gas and is better at keeping you "regular" from what I heard, so try that if you're one of those hippie fiber freaks!

Just bought the chocolate peanut butter ones...ate the whole box in one day. They were soo good but p a y i n g now hahah. This website made me find the humor in my situation so thanks for that! Glad to know I'm not alone.

Oh God! I'm not alone. What an experience. I discovered these great bars but for some reason I have had the worst gas in my 65 year history.

I can't believe this website. When I did the google on "do fiber bars make you fart" little did I know!!!!!! I ate 2 of them yesterday morning and by afternoon I had to keep going outside to "smoke". By the time I got home it was constant and they don't just blow out the back, they curl up around the front and then sneak up the back and out the top of your pants. OMG - I cannot believe this website - has made my day. I think I will get a few of my friends together and feed them these as snaks and wait to see what happens. They surely are good though.

This is a must for your enemies hahahah
I will give it to all my friends who are long distance Pilots who fly the atlantic hahaha or on long haul anywhere especially China

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In a single week, I wound up taking two summer classes(each lasts for 4 hours), sleeping over with my new boyfriend for the first couple times, and buying my first box of fiber one bars. The physical pain these delicious chocolaty morsels have put me through is nothing compared to the psychological pain of being transformed into a human danger zone. At least my ordeal has led me to this gem of a web-page XD

I ate 2 F1B's one afternoon. Went to bed, woke up around 2am from a bad dream. I dreamt that satan was raping my ass, then when i woke up and my ass still hurt and the room smelled like sulphur from the great pits of hell, it dawned on me: it was the F1B's!!!!

A week later I came home from work, ate 2 F1B's, then was struck with great fear and doom; I had a massage scheduled for later that afternoon and it was too late to cancel... I had to come clean to my massage therapist, told her if she saw my clinching my cheeks that I was holding back the Winds of Thor due to an indescretion with my F1B's. She told me to just go ahead and fart but those farts are humiliating and I told her I just couldn't subject her to that torture. It all turned out OK in the end, but it was touch and go a few times.

I too began operation rolling thunder about two hours after consuming the fiber one bomb. I though I was doing something healthy for my body, since the bar with cocoanut tastes like those Samoan girl scout cookies. My children are begging me to stop farting! This would not be a good food choice someone on the dating scene, more of a frat house party favor!
Wow is that true As-sassin, you can build up a tolerance? I just don't think me or my family can take it.

Yes, it is definitely the chicory root (inulin) that is the culprit, and not just unfamiliarity with fiber.... I get plenty of fiber, my body knows all about it. But my first recorded experience with chicory root was with some wonderful non-dairy ice cream. It had 5 grams of fiber per half cup. Guess where they got the fiber? Yup, our friend chicory root. After pigging out on the otherwise healthy and non-allergenic stuff - I had 3 days of the most painful gas I've ever experienced. Gas bubbles were just stuck in various places and wouldn't move, felt as hard as tumors (really, I would have been happy to let it pass out naturally...). Never had that kind of reaction to anything else, even dairy ice cream (despite my allergy to dairy). Now they're putting chicory root in so many things, including my favorite whole grain breads, to let them put even higher fiber content on the label. Not good at all. The whole grains have quite enough fiber, thank you very much. I'm going to have to start baking my own bread again, it's so hard to find something good without the ^%%$# chicory root.

This is incredible! I googled "farts so bad even the dog hates me" because, well, that's what I was experiencing. This site was the second link that came up. Sure enough, I just ate two Fiber One bars three hours ago. It was the first time I ever had a Fiber One bar and I didn't make the connection. Too bad, because they are delicious.

The guy next to me at work eats these and he doesn't stop. I can't imagine what it does to his underwares. Its like an Irish Mariachi band in here.

I had one for breakfast and a few hours later I was running from a training session at work to FART and BELCH in the bathroom. It was all I could do to get to the bathroom, walking normally, holding it in for fear of crapping my pants. I got so bloated and felt like I was going to explode. It's not just friendly loud gas coming out. You must be on the toilet when you crank out these bombs, there is blow-by!

My 6 and 8 year old sit around coming up with new names for the FiberOne bars and here they are: FiberWHOMP bar, FiberTWO bar, FiberTOOT bar, FiberPOO bar.

The first time I bought the bars of evil I ate 5 in a 10 hour span. The first night involved lots of gas but the next morning my stomach bubbled and I couldn't stop pooping for two and a half days. Something so delicious shouldn't be trusted.They lure you with their chocolaty goodness and then attach your insides with a vengeance. I should've known something was up with Fiber One bars when I tried to get my four year old to eat them and he refused. Children always know...

I discovered these fiber one bars because I was told that fiber has many beneficial values so i went out expecting something great. I quickly discovered something much much different. I consumed four fiber one bars three days ago all at once because I wanted my fiber asap. The first thing that happened was the colossal farts, these farts were by no means normal as their volume and smell was off the charts. I have never experienced such gas and discomfort. For some strange reason I have not been able to make a good bowel movement since I consumed them three days ago, all that has happened is these very small turds that have no significance. These bars have caused so many problems in my life as my girlfriend has had to smell and hear the largest farts i have ever produced. I really hope that noone ever eats these again because of all the pain i have endured. I really hope to make a bowel movement soon as i am a bit worried, i think my system is in overload and doesnt know what to do.

I just ate 2 Fiber One bars...not realizing they were made in the depths of farty HELL!!! Family is staying with us and twice I had to blame it on the dogs, when really they were scared out of their minds wondering where the sonic boom's are coming from...I finally looked up Fiber One..WTF? Then I realized I am not alone. Thanks for all the great laughs!

Just ran across this site - I just bought a big box of these at Costco because they looked good.

So, will these Fiber One bars make things worse if your girlfriend is already so, so gassy as it is? Or will these probably not affect her because she is a gassy person already?

Not sure if I should take these back to Costco or not instead of just eating them and having my girlfriend try them.

Anyone please help - let me know.

Well, it started one day on road trip to Ikea -which was an hour away-, I decided to eat 2 of these tasty treats in route. As I was walking around the store I couldn't help put leave a cloud of toxic gaseous fumes. I hurriedly moved around hoping no one would faint from my embarrassment of humanely cloud excrement. I walked around wondering what was causing my booty to clap and that warm sensation of air to float up my back and I couldn't figure it out as nothing in this world can cause me to fart with every step I took.

As I drove home that evening with my -was hoping to remain- significant other - as I figured I might get dumped on the drive home-, I held my ass cheeks tightly and the farting subsided and I was in the clear. We both went to bed in peace that evening spooning under the comforter and then all of a sudden MACHINE GUN explosive sounds startled us from our sleep. I realized it was my ass and my cuddle buddy wasn't so happy from the stench nor my ass sounding like a war gun alarm clock. I all of a sudden had this rumbling sound in my tummy and ran to the bathroom. My booty had lightening squirts for hours every time I thought I was done I had more...so much I couldn't return to bed or go to work the next day as I was dehydrated and afraid to shart at work. FIBER ONE, you owe me a day of work's pay and a new cuddle buddy!

OMG! It's the chicory root fiber! I've had IBS my entire life and now a slight version of diverticulitus. But one day I bought a box of FIBER ONE bars on sale and holy moly! I had farts as long as the Mississippi River. I couldn't believe it! I had gas up to my chin. I kept running back and forth to the ladies room for my M16 fart sessions. I normally throw unwanted food "over the fence" at home for the wild critters but not with this stuff. I threw them in the trash. I did not want to blow up some poor unsuspecting animal. And then, the other day, I bought a box of the Kashi chewy granola bars. No where, no where did they indicate they were fiber bars. Well, after a second day of misery, I checked the label. Shazam! It contained chicory root fiber! I called the Kashi people and complained. They acted so ignorant. I told them they need to indicate on the label that they are "fiber" bars. I have no problems going to the bathroom and would rather avoid farting at all costs. Who are these people that need this crap to take a crap???? It aint me!

In my quest for a lowcal, healthier breakfast, I saw these at Sam's Club and bought a big box of the chocolate peanut butter. Ate one yesterday and one this morning and have been in misery ever since. I'm blown up like a balloon in the Macy's parade and can't get off the toilet! Insane!! No more Satan's Snacks for me! Geez! Chicory root extract is of the devil!!!!!

Just ran across this site - I just bought a big box of these at Costco because they looked good.

So, will these Fiber One bars make things worse if your girlfriend is already so, so gassy as it is? Or will these probably not affect her because she is a real gassy person already?

Not sure if I should take not even open these and take them back to Costco or just have my girlfriend try them - maybe they won't affect her gas anymore than she already has.

Anyone please help - let me know.

We have a guy at our office who has a bowl of these evil fart bars on his desk. "How great" I thought,increase my fiber intake and taste something yummy! One this morning and one this afternoon, having never attributing the numerous gas expulsions throughout the day to the Fiber barfs.

My day ended up in the neighborhood pool swimming with my young son, but constantly inching away from him when a gas bubble floated upward. As I was wearing a pair of goggles to keep the chlorine out of my eyes, I found that I could go underwater, form a slight somersault position hugging my knees, lean slightly backward, and for the 1st time in my life, actually see fart bubbles. How old am I again?

I think I'll need a new computer chair after writing this. Damn you Fiber One!

2 weeks ago my friends little sister who is 7 asked if i wanted a snack and handed me a fiber one bar....i always wanted to taste one since i saw them on tv...after i ate it she told me it makes you fart a lot....guess what 2 hours later i'm trying to contain my gas while at my friend's birthday dinner at a nice steakhouse....later that night i could not get off the toilet....it made me so nauceous and very sick to my stomach that i could not go to sleep......now today she handed me this brownie thing and told me to taste it i took one bite....then she told me it was fiber one and i threw it across the room....later that night my stomach was churning and was in the bathroom all night....and i only took one bite....damn you fiber one

i think my asshole fell into my back pocket after i ate a fiber one bar . tell you them bars are realy hard on a persons asshole.. i think the people making them should all be locked in one small room.. and nothing to eat but fiber one bars ..

These bars are ridiculous. My boyfriend gave me the ol' "its ok to fart in front of me" a few months ago. So I got comfortable and had my occasional fart. Then the fibers came along and he desperately regrets his decision. After I eat one of those bars for lunch by the time we lay down for some nightime tv by butt blasts are unstoppable! glad im not the only one ladies

Ok, first of all, I have to admit I've had some great laughs from the posts I've read here. But on a serious note, I can't really feel too much sympathy because we all (clearly) have internet access so do some research.

Several websites say that you should introduce a high fiber product (or diet) gradually. Ok, so one bar doesn't seem like much. However, the second part is the water intake. You have GOT to drink TONS of water. Honestly, I wouldn't make this up.

I am 43 years old and a week ago weighed 151 and decided to really get fit again. Back to a size 6. The first time I picked up a box of these bars I was in love. They really taste delicious but a few hours later my house was afire. I couldn't even sit still for all the gas. Later that day I hopped on my treadmill and walk-ran for an hour while drinking water. Gas resolved. I mean literally gone.

It's the same as when I had my hysterectomy when I was 37. They made me walk around every day because movement releases gas. The same way you pat a baby on the back to burp them.

Now, I have a Fiber One bar every single morning and I drink no less than 4 quarts of water every single day. That sounds like a lot, but my skin is glowing, I've lost 6 pounds in a week and I feel fabulous.

Get yourself a pitcher to sit on your desk and drink all day slowly. You won't be peeing every minute, your skin will look good, the pounds drop off and the gas lasts nowhere as long as when you don't take in that water. And go for a walk on your lunch hour or after work if you can. I can sincerely say I can now eat one or two bars a day with no issues. And as a backup, yeah, some Beano is good.

6 pounds lost in a week and pretty skin? You go ahead and skip your fiber bars if you want, I'm eatin' mine!!!

Ignore is clearly bliss. I was just giving actionable advice. If you happen to have one of those special bodies that doesn't rely on things like fiber, protein, good things, then don't work out, don't drink water, don't eat fiber and enjoy your life. Good luck with that!

Read the side of the box. You only have gas because you're not following instructions. Add additional fiber to your diet gradually. Or just complain. You do your thing, I'll do mine.

Thanks Patricia for ruining a fun blog with your overreaching preachy self-congratulatory buttkiss. Drop dead.

Yeah, you fat douche because you came here with your nose up in the air like your crap don't stink with a pack of lies about your face, skin and weight. Tricks like you have to ruin something to make yourself feel better about your lonely life and no friends. You didn't really lose six pounds - you probably just lost a cheese burger in your fat folds. Once again, drop dead and let this blog get back to being about fun.

look who is kissing ass ! hahah looks like crappy mcfinklestien has his nose up patricias ass so far ,that she dont need butt plugs..Patricia .. YOU CAN READ THE BOX OF FIBER ONE FART BARS ALL YOU WANT.. ITS NOT GOING TO STOP YOU FROM BLOWING FARTS!! IF YOU ARE TELLING EVERYONE YOU DONT FART YOUR FULL OF SHIT!

see, i'm reading these, and all i'm thinking is that theres GOTTA be something wrong with me. I eat just one of these, and i have terrible diarrhea for at least 24 hours. I don't get gassy, and it's not fun, it's terrible.

I had the misfortune of buying several boxes of these bowel blasters for myself and our staff at a trade show where we were manning a booth all day. We skipped breakfast in the morning knowing that we had these butt boombs waiting for us, and the three of us each ate several as we set up our booth. As customers started arriving around 11am, so did the terminal flatulence produced by the magic of modern chemisrty packed inside each Fiber One bar...I have NEVER farted with such gusto and frequency in my entire life, and our booth smelled like a cross between a septic tank and the settling pond at a paper mill...,And I could actually see my stomach rise before each prodigous poot..If you remember the original "Alien" movie you can imagine what I experienced...my boothmates were also stricken with similar symptoms...the FDA should require a warning on the box and wrapper, or outlaw them altogether..I can't believe anyone would buy these colon cannonballs more than once...

HAHAHA...I got on a fitness kick last week, bought Fiber One bars because the Special K bars don't seem to fill me up. They're awesome, I got the peanut butter kind. Had my first one for breakfast and the second as an afternoon snack, and now I'm sitting here typing this in front of my computer, afraid to go to the gym because I don't want to embarass myself. This is insane, I never fart. Ever. I know lots of people say that and lie, but I really don't. Now I just want to camp out on the toilet.

hi
i'm patsy lowe and i eat fiber one and they have given me more gas than i ever had in my life and the farts smell like doo-doo. will the smell of the fart ever stop. i went to church trying to hold my butt in to stop fartting.

I'd avoid these unless you like big brass band classics like "Stars & Stripes Forever" complete with fireworks.

Maybe they should be called *Fire One*, as you fire one from your @$$....

I eat the Fiber Plus from Kelloggs. I believe they cause the same effect. I actually asked my husband not to light a cigarette near me, as I was afraid he would catch us on fire.

I told my hubby I would not buy him anymore of these bars he smell's like something has crawled up him and died a few times...these are dangers bars lol ...he keeps gas and I refuse to buy anymore and tired of the smell I dont even want to sleep with him ....the smell worries me bc it smell's as if something died and make's our bed room smell so awful ! Our grand so ask him what did you eat dude so yea it's pretty BAD !

I read the first like.. 20 comments, and tears were streaming down my freakin' face! This shit is hilarious! I looked this up because unknowingly I ate like 3 of these bars during an 8 hour road trip, and yes it held off my hunger for a long time, but when we arrived home my fiance and I were laying on our bed when I started telling him how cramped up my stomach feels. Just then I moved my leg a certain way and a the loudest fart just jumped outta my butt like I had no control over it. We both instantly started laughing but then with each laugh I let out- out came a tiny little fart- and it went on for like 12 farts, and I couldn't stop laughing! I was like hahaha I can't stop! Needless to say I was in tears from laughing so hard and my fiance just thought I was a disgusting person lol. Please keep posting your stories this site is awesome for cheering anyone up.

This is an awesome site. I've been eating the generic Fiber One Walmart bars (Great Value) lateley. I'll drink some super dark coffee at night and then bam. I'm letting them rip for hours and they smell like diarrhea. Here's what you do!!! Get a coffee cup, pull your pants/underwear down and blow some ass in the cup. Immediately walk or run up behind someone in your house (roommate/brother/sister/partner/friend) and put the cup in front of their nose. Wait until you get the reaction. I made this up back in 2000 in college. I wonder why I can't find a woman. hah aha ha ha ah aha ha

OK so, i'm going to start off by saying, DO NOT EAT MORE THAN TWO OF THESE EVER. So, yesterday I am bored and hungry, and what do I find? Oh of course! A box of Fiber One bars! I had seen tons of people eating them at school, so I decided to try one. It was good, and I continued to munch on them for the next 2-3 hours. I ate 7. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. So, about 4-5 hours after the first one, my stomach starts rumbling, like really loud. Then about half an hour after that, the gas started coming out. Oh my gosh, if i weren't alone in my house, it would have been truly embarrassing. Like, non stop, HUGE ones every 20 secconds, for real. When I went to sleep, they were still going. I woke up to go to school at six. My stomach felt a little better, but when i moved it made noises. At school, it started up again. The only difference was that this time, i had to hold it. As the day progressed, the pain from holding in the gas got more and more intense, and the rumbles of the gas rolling through my bowels gained volume exponentially. I found myself trying to pass the gas discreetly in between classes to avoid the eminent pain and embarrassment. But still, I ended up with enormous uncontrolable releases of the air whenever it wanted to leave me, and when I could supress it, It only brought more pain. Oh, and btw, running just made it a whole lot worse. Never again.

I'm thinking of conducting an experiment where a half dozen people are locked into a small room with nothing but chairs and 1 bathroom and maybe a TV to pass time and polite conversation. Each will have a special warehouse club sized box of Fiber One bars (a dozen bars) and a 6 pack of their favorite beer. After every two bars, you must drink a beer. Repeat this process until everything is consumed, lets say with a 2 hour time limit. Then, the reality show begins...

Am I the only one who these things have actually helped? I am fairly certain I have IBS and quite often I get terrible cramps, gas, and general stomach aches. The fiber in these bars binds everything together and makes me have to go, but makes it easier to wait, and makes the stomach ache go away. Sure the gas sucks, but lucky me I have perfected the art of the silent fart - and as for the smell...there is none for me. Other than farting every few minutes these things make me feel so much better!

Also - everything on here killed me - I was laughing so hard I was crying; thank you for that.

Ate a Fiber One bar purchased at a gas station early one morning on the way to work. By 8:30 a.m. an eye-watering funk was seeping out of my rump so badly I had to get up and walk around the office to try and dissipate it. On the way back to my cube I heard one of my co-workers declare " God it smells like something died in here" and another one who was pregnant at the time headed off to the john with a hand clamped over her mouth and nose. I threw my underwear away when I got home that evening. I'd sooner eat a hunk of particle board before consuming another one of those things.

Omg, I ate several of these at once because I'd never had them before.. I had the worst stomach ache and farted about 150+ times and some 10 second long farts!! They were so unbelievably massive that my butt cheeks burned and I had to put baby powder on.

I thought I had a problem. My girlfriend said I had a problem. Everyone told me I had a problem. Thank God I'm not a lone. I remember the first time I had Fiber One Bars. I was on my way to work and stopped by the gas station for some energy drinks for the day. I passed by the snack item aisle and saw Fiber One on sale. Had no clue what it was, and what it was capable of doing to a man. I figured -- hey, it looks like Quaker bars. Little did I know what was in store for me. I got to work and I was starving. I ate all six bars in about half an hour. By the time my co-workers got to the office, I was firing every caliber machine gun, artillery round, and explosive ordinance from my ass. And as if the sounds were not bad enough. The smell. The smell was atrocious. The quiet ones were the worst -- they squeezed by the "fiber" build up and when exiting the cornhole brought with it an odor I cannot describe with words. I all I heard around me was "OH! MY! GOD" and people fled in multiple directions. Even I was disgusted, and when you are disgusted with your own farts, you know something is wrong. I learned very fast what Fiber One can do to a man. I try to limit myself to one or two bars a day, but holy crap. These things are vicious.

I got a box a couple of weeks ago. I wish I would have known about this site this morning. I spent the week farting like the rest of you.. I started a new job the week I got them- I can only imagine what they think of me. the silver lining to this is I sit down all day. I did find myself running for the door at the end of my shift.. skipped two social events to avoid embarassement, this morning I took the most amazing sh*t of my life. I wanted to take a picture of it.. but who would I share that with. I have been sitting here laughing like a mad woman.. thank you roomie for the site. :0)

This is so funny! I had to participate with my story. Oops, there goes another one! I've been trying to lose a few pounds, and in my workout class, the instructor recommended everyone to buy this cereal by Fiber One. She said the bars were really good too. Well, I thought things were really looking up for me because I found the cereal at Costco! What a deal...I ended up buying 4 boxes to last me a while because this cereal is so expensive at Safeway. They also had the bars, so I bought them too. Someone above mentioned they think the cause is the Root Extract. I don't see this in the cereal, so I have to do more scientific studies...Anyway, just like most of you, I have been able to produce the most amazing farts of my life lately. During the day they are more of a thin, quick blast, but at night in bed, they are the really thick, deep, slow kind...really quite amazing, and so long lasting. I never thought I could fart to match those of my father. This reminds me of when I was a kid and my parents took me camping. My dad sat next to me in the bathroom, out in the woods, and his farts were so loud, and I said, "Dad, why can't I make big farts like you?" And he said "Son, that's because I'm the big shit and your just a little shit."

I was getting really worried and that's why I did a search on this. I almost made a doctor's appointment to find out what was wrong with me. I was also really worried because my fiancé is extremely critical, and she would make me sleep in another room for the rest of my life if I had this problem. I was trying to come up with a solution and I thought of making a Fart Hose. I was trying to find a way to connect this hose to my butt and have it go out the window. I think it's a great idea, but I have to perfect it a bit. It's not so comfortable with the hose coming out your ass, so maybe a plunger design would be better. If anyone wants to order my Fart Hose, let me know!

Anyway, I'm glad I found out what the problem was...there goes another one! It's either the bars or the cereal too. I'll stop the bars first and see what happens.

In a meeting today, I offered one of these bars to my boss. A person in the meeting quickly pointed out the farting effects Fiber One has on the human body. I thought she was pulling my leg and then I laughed and farted. As a medical person myself, I am surprised I did not realized my increase gas and farting started after eating two and three of these bars a day. I have spent some much money in gas medication including Beno and many other crap. I wish I can take all that shit back and get my money right away, but I had sooo much gas I am almost out of all anti-gas pills I bought. I am bringing those deadly bars to work and let the farting begin. In the mean time I will call all my doctors. Will cancel my colonoscopy, abdominal ultrasound, and defenitely my Shrink appointment. My husband doesn't need to move out and my little kid can enjoy sleeping with me again. The mystery is solved. No longer need to figure out were the farting in coming from, but I know where that crap is going to go. At least I know now I don't have medical stomach problem and will not require any type of surgery. I am glad I found out the most up to date information about this farting producing bar. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

DEAR ALL YOU POOPERS,
we love to poop.
its the best.
we live for fiber bars.
fiber one bars changed our lives.
from the moment we first digested it, weve been forever changed. imagine, a nice slimy poop. coming out with no effort involved. and not only that but having it consistant for hours straight. PURE JOY.
Sincerly,
THOSE WHO ENJOY POOPING AND DONT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED!!

Not all funny. They gave me gas so I gave them to my son (who is a pretty gas guy already). He eat a box plus 1 in two days - ended up in the ER. Test results - too much fiber too fast. Be careful if you are trying to increase your fiber - could be costly and embarassing.

I ate two of these thing morning for a quick breakfast. I promise you all I have farted every 30 seconds for the last 6 hours. Even some rodeo farts - those are ones that last for at least 8 seconds.

Wow! 558 comments! I ate just one! Just one generic fiber one bar. That was all it took. I had had one a year ago and thought it was a fluke. Now, I am convinced. It is 1:30am and I am sipping chamomile tea hoping for relief. This is one of the funniest pages I have ever read though. Someone should really send it to Good Morning America!!!!

good to see I'm not alone, i can't even stand my one farts from the fiber one fart bars.And it's not the fiber, i eat 4 times that amount of fibre regularly, they have somehow engineered a conversion of a solid directly to a fart, a miracle of science.

All i have to say is this page brought me to tears i could not stop laughing! and i was wondering why these damn bars don't have a warning label on them. i have been farting something fierce all night and i could not figure out why...then i realized i ate two of them in one day! OMG lets just say its terrible they are the worst farts i have had in years. and as we speak im sitting in my own smell...its disturbing.

OMG, the F1 brownies do this too!!! My wife and I ripped a few every four minutes or so, it was awful. And they just smelled worse as we went on. And it wasn't like a yucky rotten egg smell, it was pretty much... physical-feeling. It made the air around you feel muggy. It was GROSS. Also, she had diarrhea the next day, and wouldn't come out of the bathroom for almost 40 minutes. Ewwughh!

This bar ruined the first week of 2012 for me. The first fart fiber one gives you is the most deceiving fart you will ever experience; it's long,silent,and relieving. It's like you took dump without actually taking a dump. That's the type of relief that first fart provides. I really felt like got over on mother nature. What a fool I am! The gas kept coming and I went through an entire can of febreeze at work; dutch officing myself. Stick to making mediocre cereals general mills!

My husband sent me this article after I was kicked out of a meeting for my loud farts. I thought I was in need of medical attention!

I got a box of these on sale and thought I'd have easy, healthy breakfasts on my way out the door to go to work (I'm a music teacher). Good Lord, what a mistake! So glad I finally figured out what was going on, because all week I've been a huge, gassy mess! Today I was holding back through my entire lecture to my seventh graders, and finally let one loose when they left the room... but no, it wasn't just a fart. I actually sharted at work. And it was only 9:30 in the morning! I had to stay late today to teach a trombone lesson, so I couldn't get home and change pants until about 5:00. I was supposed to go to yoga tonight, but I can't imagine what would have happened if I had!

I am just falling out of my seat from laughter, at all these posts! You guys are so funny! I can remember one morning, while brushing my teeth getting ready for the day, I let a LOUD one, that sent vibrations up my lower-most part of my back! It was that loud that I scared myself, and said, "Good heavens! I think I blew my ass out!" This was not related to these Fiber One bars, either, but after reading these posts, I ventured out and got three boxes, and had a carmel and oats bar; so good! I'm usually gassy, anyway on account of my high fiber diet, but these bars made me hungry! So, I imagine in an hour or so, I'll be happily in Fartville, ripping one after the other. Good thing I work alone at my job! Lol!

As I sit here on the toilet, freeing myself of what can be compared to the atomic bomb that was dropped on Heroshima in 1945, I have some how stumbled upon this gem of a website. Never having eaten a Fiber One bar, I was not prepared for the amount of pain and suffering that I went through today. At one point, about 4 hours after consumption, I literally thought that my stomach was going to implode.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who has experienced the wrath of a Fiber One bar. Friends, heed my warning... These bars should be handled with extreme care. If at any point during the day (or night, depending on when you consume one of these bars) you are not ready for an eruption so powerful that it will create shockwaves comparable to the 9.5 Chilean earthquake, stay away. Far away.

Ate one and the rest of the box is going in the trash. They're delicious and I know they're nutritious, but after having one for breakfast and then being in the car with someone for the last 4 hours, being forced to stifle my need to expel, I know I never want to experience anything like that ever again in my life.

I thought something was wrong with me...but now I know I'm not alone...thanks for the laugh (now that I CAN laugh).

Well I am not alone !! Thank you. I too have been blasting farts all over the place. These fiber one bars are soo good but the gas pain is tremendous !!! I have been eating one of these bars each morning for a couple of months. I always was a gassy dude so for a while I thought nothing of it. But I finally googled "gas pain from fiber" and found this sight. I have been laughing and farting for an hour, reading these posts.. Friggen hilarious... I will wean myself off of these evil treats... Oh well , a least my dog won't get blamed so often any more...

I Googled farting routine just thinking it was my body on a schedule but now that I have read this I know it is the bars. I eat one everyday for my chocolate fix and weight watchers friendly snack after lunch and I start to fart or start to hold them in around 430 or 5:00 that is a 4 hour turn around. The problem is holding them in causes some serious pain. Maybe it is time to get these things out of my diet. I am sitting here in pain as I write this now as I am at work! ughhh!

Totally agree with the four hour turn around, after eating one at lunch (1235) I'm tooting like a madman! Gotta got these things out of my diet.

Yes, thanks - I really needed a laugh today and I got one! My husband and I have both been complaining about bad gas and I finally put two and two together and figured out it was those blasted (pun intended) Fiber One bars. This site is what led to my decision to throw the rest of them in the trash. I thought something was seriously wrong with both of us - I was actually thinking about going to see a doctor. Holy Hell - mystery solved!

One experience after another I read about and I now know the source. It seems I have stopped for a week (damn that double size box from Sams Club). I have been eating the at work for lunch. The combination of Metamucil & Fiber One - look out below (or behind). At my son's game tonight I sat in the corner all by myself explaining I had Mexican for dinner. I didn't see anyone say how long it took to subside when they stopped eating them. Nothing like driving in Chicago in February with the window down, thank gods the weather is not freezing.

My husband and I are on medication that constipates us, so our Doc told us to get mineral oil mira-lax and lots of fiber! a couple bowls of raisin bran 3 fiber one bars and two shots of mineral oil later we were farting non-stop all day and all night long! I probably woke myself up 100 times with these long loud motorboat style toots! the next day IT WAS THE LOUDEST LONGEST DUCK-SOUNDING WET FARTS, AND JUST ABOUT EVERY TWO STEPS AN SBD WOULD SLIP OUT! we continued our same regimen and I went to work (i'm a hair stylist) and they kept slipping out as I was working on clients, so I kept pretending I was looking around at the other stylists, and saying I think I SMELL SOMEONE DOING A PERM! BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE@ DOG DIARRHEA, SEWAGE AND DIRTY DIAPERS ALL ROLLED INTO THE LOUDEST LONGEST EXPLOSION EVER! THEY TRULY ARE THE DEVIL!

OMG OMG!!! I changed my diet and decided i was going to buy fiber one bars as a snack in between meals (dark chocolate and almonds) and it tastes sooo good untill i notice that i tried to run away from my own ass!!! if you have evil spirits in your body get a box!!!! the devil will surley crawl out your ass!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS PAGE. ok, so i think farts are hilarious and always have. my husband and i both have. we started eating the fart bars about three days ago, and ever since we have been marveling at the long, winding loud, violent farts that are coming out of both of our asses. it was fun the first day, but by the third, i couldn't leave the house, AND we had to make rules that we could not use feigned affection in order to fart in one another's faces. i generally LOVE busting ass, but this is just uncool. earlier, i was laying under a blanket watching TV and when i got up and the blanket fell, my husband gagged. he made a comment about releasing the kraken. the stench is like a burnt turd with bad egg salad topping it. and why are the farts so hot???? like lava.

my mom has been bitching about farting for awhile now, and she was the one who gave me the box. i tried to call to tell her, but she said she was busy. well, her car is going to continue to be a fear factor until she calls me back, i suppose. i am so glad i looked this up. and again, WHY ARE THE FARTS SO HOT????

Oh I've been eating these farts bars for years and I especially like the new 90 calorie pretzels bars, they make me fart more than ever. I have an 8 month old baby and you should see the look on her face when Mommy belts out a man-sized fart...several times in a row, for hours, her eyes are the size of saucers! These farts are loud, long, smelly and you know what, I enjoy it. Haha, farts are fun for EVERYONE, admit it, you all like it too. My husband's world has been rocked, he cannot get over how something so vile could come out of someone so petite. I am at work about an hour after eating my fart bar and I can feel the bubblin brown sugar coming, I can actually see my belly moving around. This site is so great b/c I now know I am not the only one sitting in a cubicle all with a brown cloud over them. I tell ya, I cannot wait til quittin time so I can get in my car and fart all the way home. Then when I get home, I can just blame the baby for the terrible stank..tee hee. I wish we could all meet up and have a Fiber One bar party, I bet we would have the time of our lives! Happy Farting to all!

The sad part of my story is I am a fiber one addict. Although these fart bars leave me with gastric explosions on the lou from time to time and have me lifting off like a rocket in my seat I just simply can't stop eating them...weep.

I am also laughing so hard while reading this. I have the same problem... but with the cereal, the Berry Yogurt Crunch. It tastes awesome.. but man do my insides SCREAM. I thought I was alone... but I am glad to hear I am not!

OMG yea I had ONE bar last night and OMG today I think i have pooped about 10 pounds and I believe i could fly across the country with the amount of flatulence coming out of my body. this site is hilarious!

Ate one for lunch at work then 45 minutes later I had ER worthy abdominal pain....THEN suddenly....SHART. The rest of the box was used for backup Halloween candy. I'll see the makers of fiber bars in hell for that one Im sure. Upside: Nobody trick or treats at my house next year.

i ate one, next day ate another, today ate 2, finally it dawned on me, its not the guacamole its those fucking fiber one bars. i had training for a new job today, i was in a hurry so i ate the 2nd one. sitting in a conference room my insides had what felt like an army, legions of gas platoons marching up and down my intestines taking up every single bit of space- it was hell. it smelled like brocolli, yucky yucky old overcooked brocolli.....and a little somethin else ??? anyway we had nicely padded seats so at least theres that. its hard to talk to your new boss while trying to sneak out painful stinky gas i mustve had the most fucked up expression on my face in that meeting. this was at 4 today now its after midnight and im still going strong. also this site is hilarious

I am in tears, laughing at this thread. I love those bars, too! Trying to eat a bit healthier, so I tried one of my girlfriend's. I could not believe how great they taste and the havoc they create!

i looked at all the bars offered in the market and remembered the fart sensation afforded by the fiber one units.. i just had to see if it was true. well it was true, about 2 hrs 3 bars later every time i moved a cheek i ripped one. funny at first, but when they didn't stop squeezing out when meeting clients regrets ensued. kinda nice to get some of the old farts back for their lack of acknowledgement when they let go, and the gym has been hilarious - blamed on amino farts!

Ok so I gave up the fiber one bars and ththe farts quit! Hallaluya! So now I'm on flax seed. You buy the seeds ground them up. Guess what? It's back.my grandkid said bad grandma. So I do believe they are one of the same.

I too have uncontrollable gas after eating fiber one bars and cereal! It's amazing! HAHA

I didn't think much about fiber one bars until today. I always have been able to eat one as a snack and have no problem. Today I ate three for lunch and went on my way. Biggest mistake ever. The pressure in my abdomen made it hard to sit, hard to walk, hard to hide my discomfort from my students. I have never been so grateful to have students late for class as now. I need that extra time to get the extra air out.

Oh wow I was about to schedule a doctors appointment. I was bloating up like no ones business and had to keep taking numerous bathroom breaks just to have some sort of release even though more just came. I'm sure it sounded like there was military training going on in the bathroom. I was even scaring my cats. Pretty sure I lifted off the couch at one point-either that or the cushion compressed so quickly from the blast it blew away from me. Either way, one of us moved and there was a moment of floating. Wow...to top it off it off I started personal training. I was trying my best to "swallow' my gas though all it did was travel through me and crush my heart. I was sweating bullets trying to make it through my workout.

Oh my goodbess I thought I was the only one. I thought it was IBS it a new case of lactose intolerance haha. I'm so glad I finally know what has been causing the backfires from trying to hold in my farts during class. I will not be eating these again.

It's weird I had two bars and I only had a little gas, nothing horrible. Guess I'm special.

RottenCabbageGas, it was you! I thought the office smelled because of 1ups eggs!

My husband and I went on a trip with our three young daughters.We took 4 boxes of the fiber one bars for energy because it was a hiking trip and we were told these bars would give us energy.We ate many of these bars but it was not until after we had purchased our dinner that we all began to have terrible gas.We farted so loudly including our children people got away from us because of the sound and smell .We swore we might have been poisoned from our dinner but now we see it was the fiber bars!! Does anyone know how long this gas will last? LOL

These Fiber One and Fiber Plus products are unbelievable. If you've never had a fear of sharting right in your pantaloons, eat one or two of these things and let me tell you, brother, you're going to think you've developed IBS or Crohn's or some shit.

There's no escaping this effect, no matter which of their products you're eating....the cereal will give you the same loud, bloopy, cartoonish farts as the bars do.

I've found that the link between ALL of these products is Chicory Root, which is a natural laxative in its' own right. I could eat a 55-gallon drum of raisin bran, 65 apples, and 30 heads of cauliflower, and NONE of that would give me the colonic rebellion that I've experienced after eating just one of these fart-tastically delicious mofo's.

Eater, BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes these bars (almost) make me fart as much as a few glasses of milk does (and my dairy farts are pretty crazy lol).

If anybody's down for a good farting contest, visit my site (http://fartingcontest.webs.com/) and we should totally compete (hard to find good competition haha).

Reading this blog and comments to it has me laughing so hard I have tears of humor! After I consumed a fiber one bar, all my co-workers started warning me of what it will do. I was like, "Great, now you tell me". I had a banana, a bar and some water...4 hours ago. I'm proud to say, I haven't had any of the experiences I have read. I don't know if its because my body is already used to the fiber and other ingredients or what..... but i'm okay and my co-workers are safe - thus far.

Holy Bat$hit Ratman! Huge mistake - at 2 for breakfast and 1 for snacks every two hours yesterday. The intestines started singing, loud enough for anyone within 10 feet of me to hear the bass burbles and pops. The girl that sits next to me at work kept asking if I was OK. I kept telling her to just ignore the sounds. However, by early afternoon, she was in tears from the sheer amount of chair bombs that kept exploding. After the first 50 she stopped asking "OMG another one??". She would just burst into hysterical laughter. I've never subscribed to methane global warming theory, but these may be an attempt to biologically engineer a warmer climate. Either that, or spontaneously combust office buildings worldwide.

On one of our expeditions to Toledo from Louisville we had packed snacks for our happy family of 4. Included in those snacks just happened to be 2 boxes of Fiber One bars. About 45 minutes into our 6 hour construction delayed trip my 12 year old daughter starts to eat some bars. Because we told her they were good she decided to eat the whole box! Before we reached Cincinnati the most god awful smell started coming out of the very back seat!!! She started complaining her stomach was cramping and bubbling really bad. We asked how much she had been eating and gasped at the quantity she told us, at that point my wife tells me she had just had her third bar! Now the fun really begins! Both my wife and daughter take turns gassing us so bad my 14 year old puked, she just could not take anymore and was crying! I have never been happier to arrive in Toledo. Oh I almost forgot we had rented a minivan because our car was in the shop getting a warranty problem fixed. I told the agent at the desk there was a weird smell that was coming from the A/C and it would not leave the car, they said they would check it out. A week later the a get called and said they wanted to apologize for the smell and offer us a discount on our next rental from them, they explained that they had to detail the van 3 times to get the smell out. He joked and asked if we smuggled used baby diapers across the country? My family had learned the lesson or so I thought! My wife went to work last Thursday and ate 5 Fiber One bars mainly the Brownies. I could not sleep that night and I had to go and buy a new pillow because every time I lay me head down baby diarrhea scent pushes out from inside the pillow!!! I have now banned them from house, I told her she will have to find her a Fiber One dealer and treat it as a drug deal.

My husband bought some of these bars and he is an awesome guy..doesn't talk about gas or pass it in front of me. Anyway...after having one of these bars he had the worst night of his life and said he never felt his stomach so expanded with gas before. He told me not to eat any. I went online and found this site and it is hilarious. I've spent slow hours at work just laughing my a$$ off reading these comments.

I actually thought after I ate these that I was dying of prostate cancer and made an appointment with a gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy. i had such bad stomach cramps that I had to sit on the toi toi for hours in the morning, and don't even think about one of these with coffee, instant enema (IE). LOL my friends call it the Accidental Enema. I also had just bought some protein bars and I noticed that I didn't get as gassy the day I ate that one. So then i did the experiment and I only toot after the fiber one bars. OMG. I was sitting in a meeting on a Friday nite and it smelled so bad in my area first I thought it was the guy next to me, who moved after the break never came back wonder why? So it still smelled and then I thought my feet smelled in my shoes so when I got home I decided I must have stepped in some dog doo and I threw away my shoes the odor was impossible to forget! LOL. Little did I know that it was my smelly toots. I figured it out the next day when I had on different shoes and had showered. Too bad I really loved those sandals!

i ate one before a night out with the guy i was seeing and let out the biggest fart of my life DURING SEX. thank god he was drunk enough not to remember that. or good at pretending it didnt happen.

In my almost 36 years of existence, I have never experienced anything in my body with the unrivaled power these things are capable of unleashing. I’ll just go ahead and admit I snarfed down five of these fiber bars yesterday evening. Let’s face it: they are delicious! And with the day I had, they were the closest thing to comfort food I could find in the pantry. I had never done research on them but knew that they were capable of producing a little gas. Words cannot express the amount of gas five of these things produce. Last night I was a little gassy, but thought “This ain’t so bad.” This morning I woke up and felt a little bloated, but nothing too major. Well of course not. My bowels were saving all the fun and games for work at the office. I’d like to add here that public restrooms aren’t designed to muffle the sounds of a mouse farting, let alone what I had in store for it. I tried that desperate thing where you wad up a bunch of toilet paper and hold it against your hole in a vain attempt to stifle the sound. FAIL. The sounds of my massive sonic booms were painfully amplified by the toilet, followed by an earth-shaking reverberation off the metal stalls and tile floors. And it isn’t like the gas all comes at once. No sooner would I think it was done, get up and get my belt fastened than the pains of a thousand gremlins clawing at my bowels necessitated another round of gassy explosions. This is the closest I’ve ever come to literally blowing up a toilet. I swear at one point I thought if someone were looking into the sky through their telescope, they’d have seen me suddenly fly into view hanging on to a toilet seat just a blastin’ myself through the stratosphere.

If you’ve asked yourself recently “How can I feel utterly hopeless while simultaneously smelling like a day-old bucket of dead clams?” then your solution is inside these boxes. Bon Appétit!

Thank you so much for the info and for the laughs. Hilarious but only too true. I bought a box last night, ate several, and am paying the price today. I checked the nutrition info thinking they might contain sugar alcohol, which has the same effect for me, and found the chicory root extract. When I Googled it, this was the first page I clicked on. You have truely provided a service to those of us afflicted with these side effects. Now what to do with the rest of the box?

These tests are very interesting and effective. I'll try them too. I'm curious about results

Was given a can off Cafe Du Monde from New Orleans as a gift. I really enjoyed a few mugs of that last Saturday. I've been eating Fiber One bars for a few weeks and this last Saturday had 2 during the day before going to see Bourne Identity. Brought some of my sugar free dark chocolate from Trader Joe's with me. Let's just say I had sharp shooting pain. Here's the deal with the Cafe Du Monde, label says it's Coffee with Chicory. I'm not sure I can put into words how bad I felt that night or the next day. Bye Bye Fiber One, Sugar Free anything and Cafe Du Monde. Hello clean air.

http://shop.cafedumonde.com/coffee.html

I have been eating Fiber One bars for breakfast for about a week now. I didn't relate the horrid gas and diarrhea that I was experiencing with the Fiber One bars until this morning, thinking that I may have had a stomach bug or have eaten something spoiled. The massive explosion of gas and shit that I experience within 2 hours of eating one of these morsels of satan is of epic proportions. I truly know what the Space Shuttle must feel like when lifting off, and am beginning to with that there was a seatbealt on my toilet. I have 2 more of the bars left and want to throw them in the trash, but am scared a hobo might dig through the dumpter searching for dinner and get ahold of one of these colon bombs.

I thought it was all fun and games. I read this and laughed until tears were pouring down my face. My boyfriend bought a box of the peanut butter chip bars, and we thought we'd have a good laugh. We each ate a bar and waited for the hilarity to ensue. NOTHING happened to him. To me, however, I nearly died. I got horrible pains in my body that I've never felt. Much to my disappointment, I got NO funny gas. What I did get was 7 hours of the fastest moving and most painful diarrhea I've ever had in my life. I had blood coming out of my body by the time it was done. I had to send my boyfriend to the drugstore at 1am to get immodium, because I was sure I'd die in the night if I went to bed. I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER eat these EVER again. When I read through these stories and read that some people ate a FEW bars, or God forbid, and entire BOX at once, I shudder. PEOPLE ARE INSANE. If you have never eaten them, please Lord, don't do it. TRUST ME. This was four days ago and my body is still not right. I think my a-hole fell off.

What is really funny is that when I typed "Fiber one bars" into Google, it suggests "makes me fart" to finish the phrase. This is not a joke, see for yourself. I am farting so hard that I felt the need to not only Google it, but share my story with others as well. Today at work, I had to take a fart break. I literally got up to leave the building so I could go outside and fart for like 10 minutes.

They taste good though, the bars.

Very funny posts. Yes, I too got incredible gas from consuming just ONE. it got so bad that I had to just stop eating them. I would have one on my lunch hour. One positive is it didn't hit me until I got home from work. One day, one of my co-workers asked me what I had for lunch. When I told him his eyes got wide and said he knows who to stay away from. Unbelievable! sometimes, i thought I was going to put a hole in my pants.

I love Fiber One Bars....for the dogs. You see I have three large bulldogs, that my mother-in-law does not like very much. When she visits, the dogs take turns dry humping her, which pisses her off. Anyway, during one visit, the dogs got into the trash and ate some old fiber one bars my wife threw away. The dogs got a serious case of the doggy farts from them, my mother-in-law abruptly cut her visit short.

So now I keep a few in the house. When I know she's coming by, I always feed them a few to liven things up. Works like a charm.

Me and my friends love to eat these bars. Anyway one day my friend had nothing to eat so I gave her my fiber one bar because she l oves them. So we were on the bus two hours later and she farts( she was sitting next to me). It was quiet at first and did not stink but it got worse and worse. I was laughing my head off and my friends was sitting there so emberesed. It was awesome!!!!!!!!
P.S. I went to the seat two rows behind and to the right, so I could get away from the awful stench.
P.P.S. Never eat these things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought a box of these about a year ago for the fiber. I they were better than I expected from a fiber bar, so I ate two or three of them. Later that day I started farting and they were SOOO BAD! That night I had to open a window on myself to sleep. The farts continued well into the next day and I was getting concerned that it had somehow gummed up my innards with something, until it finally stopped. The sad part is, I sat in the same chair for most of the first day, and I'm embarrassed to say, I threw my chair out because the smell actually lingered in it. I didn't think that was possible. RIP chair

They looked so good! I couldn't just have one! I was hungry at work and I finished the box. ???? I feel like I swallowed a stick of TNT!

For those of you suggesting taking Beano or some other anti-gas medicine or digestive aid to help curb the gas produced by these fart bars, you're sadly mistaken......they don't work! These bars are truly evil incarnate, maybe an exorcism would help... Seriously, if NASA were to use these as compact fuel sources, we'd finally have a way of getting to Mars in months instead of years! General Mills clearly has some chef witches par excellence brewing up these sinfully tasty concoctions because I can't figure out how something with a mediocre amount of fiber could cause such agony and yet taste so good!

OMFG I literally just had an asthma attack because I'm sitting here choking with laughter, tears rolling down my face.

So I decided to try these Fiber One Bars the other day, downing two within a few hours of each other because lets face it, they are f*cking delicious. Sometime in the middle of the night it hit me and by the morning I was emitting sonic booms you could hear from the next room. Even my cat, who parks his fat ass on the back of my thighs when I sleep got up with a sour look and left the room. And the bloating god help me, I feel like Buddha.How bad is it that you would have to take a day off of work because of this work of pure evil?

Two things/"happenings" that bother me about Fiber Bars, The FIRST is; I had eaten one before I went to shop at my local super store. I did feel the urge but was holding back as long as possible to avoid embarrassment.I was standing next to a metal door where employees bring merchandise from their stock room. Each time they came through the metal door, the dolly would "CLANG" against the door. So I decided to time my fart with the CLANG. Didn't work, the next person (employee) pushed through without a sound. My fart left an echo that drifted into the stock room, and a couple with their baby in a grocery cart turned in unison with their baby to look in my direction. Myself, I turned and looked at the stock clerk with disdain. That's not all,I fed a bar to my dog and he ruined our Thanksgiving Dinner with his GAS, then became so bloated that he died.

Had a Fiber One bar at work with lunch once. Only once. I was away from my desk more that afternoon than any day I can remember. I was getting sore. I didn't think I could nake the drive home, but it finally relented in time. Whooee.

am I the only one that does not experience this? weird..........

I have never laughed so much - this was a great article and story and speaks the truth.

Why do most people say they are throwing these gifts of the gods in the trash? I eat these intentionally for the side effects!

Thank you. I added these bars to my diet plan...and they're not just the Fiber One, they're all of them.
For the longest time I thought that all of this was just another secret in the aging process that our seniors never told us.
The small aches and pains are getting greater as I get older. But this need to rid the body of gas has reached the point of the absurd.
I pass gas so frequently that I now note that I pass gas in my dreams. I have even awakened myself. Then there's the ever present doubt that it might not be gas but something else.
Al Roker in the White House was something I did not want in my memory bank, butt these bars have made my life crazy. I have decided to stop eating them and finding something else that doesn't have side effects or sound effects with a fear of visual effects.

Had two of these for lunch...by 6 I had a sharp pain in my stomach and by 7 I was blasting the hugest farts I've ever had!!

you will fart all night long. don't eat the fiber one bar, it's not worth it. you will fart all night long, all day long, at home, at work, every area of your life will become one huge fog-horn fart. you will lose your boyfriend, your lover, your husband, your dog, even your children and grandchildren. General Mills needs to be sued - hey, let's get a lawyer and make it class action 'fart' suit against General Mills. We would win, Fiber One has something in its ingredients that causes stomach problems and pains and gas. They need to be sued, deserve to be sued, should be sued.

Two Day Discomfort reply. If you have a problem with sugar alcohols, and chicory root, you should look up fructose malapsorption. Sugar alcohols and chicory root fiber (inulin) are listed as components of fructose malabsorption dietary intolerance. There is a diet for people with this type of malabsorption issues and it's called the F.O.D.M.O.P diet. My daughter, son, and myself have problems with certain fodmop foods, which includes for us, sugar alcohols, chicory root (inulin) fiber and wheat.

So, I feel this is more embarrassing then all of your farts put together but I feel that you will laugh just as much. I picked up the Fiber ONE bars and happened to eat 3 in 6 days. Well long story short. I guess my body reacted differently to it and I started having pains(like possible gallbladder problems). I went to my doctor to get a blood test and was schedule to do an ultrasound on my upper right adominal area.

As it turned out the pain progressed and was getting worse and I was concerned. So I went to the ER--Only to be told that nothing is wrong with me. But I still had really bad pains. Not even the narcotics they gave me helped my pain. Then I started looking back at what it was that I ate differently. The only thing that changed in my diet was the FIBER ONE bars.

So now I have to wait my pain out...I would be very surprised if this wasn't what is giving me so much pain. FML

I was at Costco and tried a tiny sample and thought, "Chicory Root, sounds nutritious, tastes good, I think I'll buy 36 BARS!" One month later, I rumble like a Harley and fart all day. My coworker had to open all the doors in the middle of the winter to air out the office. I can't let the bars go to waste, so I'll just have to keep buying new jeans to replace the burn holes in the back!

oh god...

My wife brought home a box of these healthy breakfast bars and I brought a few to work. That wouldn't be a bad thing....if I worked for the railroad. But I work in an office building in small cubicles within nose shot of 10-12 people. Within 20 minutes or so of eating ONE of these bars, my gut started the rolling brown-out. I am not exaggerating when I say within 45 minutes I had floated no less than 75 Fiber One air biscuits. I couldn't even concentrate on my work it was so disruptive. Needless to say, my co-workers were less than thrilled and suggested I go home for the day. I come from a long family line of farters but this was not even close. This was history making 1st degree flatulation not seen since the fart scene in Blazing Saddles. If I could've blown it into a hot air balloon then I am sure I could've found life on another planet. If I ate Taco Casa and cabbage for a week it wouldn't make this much noise. I don't know what you are doing over there Fiber One but you need to put a free clothespin in each box and maybe a Glade suppository. A friggin' warning label wouldn't kill you either......

Haha! This is so funny. But honestly, fiber one bars do absolutely nothing. I eat them purposely, 1-4 daily, in order to get myself to poop naturally (I've had IBS since i was a baby). Not only do they never give me gas, they also rarely make me poop. I was really disappointed in them, but now I'm thinkin I just have an extremely f****d up body! lol.

You should all be thankful for such a wonderful product that gives you ripping, potent, gas bombage. Why the complaints? Ripping loud popping farts is a thing to be cherished, and not regretted.

Oh man! Mistake to read all of these while at work in my shared 1-room office space! I'm laughing so hard and it's making it even harder to prevent one from accidentally squeezing out! I've been crop dusting the halls of the office all day. Ridiculous!

Hahahahahahaaaaa...I made the mistake of trying to be healthy and bought a fiber one bar from the vending machine at work. Within minutes I was experiencing the worst hot farts of my life. Not only were they loud AND hot (I thought I sharted at one point) they smelled like decomposing roadkill. When I realized the farts were not going away anytime soon, I decided to be a decent person and go home for the day to fart in private.

at my extreme age (60) do not eat fiber one bars and prune juice...trust me on that...

My daughter and I found this great sale at Menards wow $1.00 for a box of Fiber bars what a deal so we purchased 60 boxes after going to 3 different stores. That night I went to bed after eating 2 bars. I was almost asleep and I let loose. My husband jump out of bed and was looking out the window, I asked what he was looking for and he said "I thought I heard a Machine Gun going off". Than he came back to bed and said Oh my God it was you! I will have to admit it was a smelling one as he went to the guest room to sleep and left me with the results of my Feber bars. They are still in my freezer, I think I will give them to people I don't like.

I had to look into this and now I know that a whole galaxy of gas has been created in my gut and is invading earths atmosphere through my ass!!!!

Im so happy i'm not alone. These Fiber one bars should be categorized as weapons grade. WTF is in these things? Its crazy...

Dear GOD! I can't breathe from laughing so hard at the main story and all these comments XD

Visiting family far from home and I didn't poop for 5 days. We went to Costco and got a big box. My father cousin and I went to Yosemite park and I had a lot of regular farts and my dad told me it was disrespectful that I farted so much. Today was the second day of owning those bars and I've never farted so much... HUGE FARTS all of them. My anus hurts from all these massive farts.

Lol that is what is happening to me right now.I ate 4 fiber 1 bars yesterday and oh god I am so happy it is a saturday.Too bad I had to cancel my plans though.

My mom LOVES fiber one bars, she eats at least 2 or 3 a day. And yes she has the worst gas ever. I tried to get her to stop eating them, but she said no. She likes the too much to give them up. The rest of us will just have to suffer.

Seriously, these have nothing on similar bars that have maltitol in them.

Several years ago, I bought some pancake syrup that was essentially pure maltitol. I had the pleasure of having my stomach sound like armageddon for several hours after my first breakfast experience with it. I was in a training class at my company, with people sitting pretty close to me, and they were looking at me like WTF. I got to the bathroom and my rear was a combination of a putrid hurricane and water cannon. I am certain it could be heard in the very crowded hallway. Seriously, it was LOUD.

A few weeks later, I was in the checkout line at my local supermarket, and some guy was buying some sort of low-sugar snack. I told him to check for maltitol. He asked why; I told him "because it will turn your ass into a volcano". He immediately asked the checkout woman to put them aside. So I did my good deed for that month.

I can't stop. They keep coming. I'm in my office and I keep feeling my stomach dropping into my ass. This is not good.

I just shot watery shit down my pants as I'm running to the bathroom here at work. I only ate 3 now I know the connection.

I low carbed for the last two months and decided to switch back to a low calorie diet...
I purchased a box of these on Friday and promptly consumed two before heading to sleep. I woke up sick to my stomach and puked. Afterwards I sat on the toilet for hours suffering severe pain. The smells coming from me were indescribable. I imagined the final scenes from Shawshank and him crawling through the 500 yards of sewage. This had to be on par with that experience.

Needless to say, the pain subsided and I decided to eat a bar today. The same horrible feeling returned and I realized that food poisoning was not the culprit.

On the bright side, I have lot two pounds...

Don't like your coworkers? Just leave of full bowl of these out for them >;^]

These things give me farts that wake me up in the middle of the night and wake my wife up...

These things have made me blow ass so hard...it's not even funny

Terrible terrible terrible....had one of these bars today and boy what a mistake. When my mom came home from work she asked of the dog crapped in the house while we were out..when I replied no she insisted he crapped somewhere behind the couch.....I have a 100lb dog not to mention. Disgusting, my ass is on fire.

http://chriskresser.com/harmful-or-harmless-carrageenan

Nobody's talking about this harmful additive. It's got the same affect as the artificial sweeteners that aren't digestable. Causes BAD gas. Guys, it's not ONLY the fiber its the harmful additives companies are hiding in foods.

My mother-in-law gave me a box of fiber one bars. I put two bars in my lunch box and took them to work the next day. They gave me the most explosive and uncontrollable farts ever. I was having to hide and fart ALL day. They were too powerful to hold in. I will never eat those bars again!

I ate two of the fiber bars for dinner lastnight. Holy cow I woke up in my sleep farting. They are long and so smelly! I had a final at school this am and had to stick toilet paper in my ass crack to make sure I didn't shart! I will NEVER eat these again!

Kind bars are no walk in the rose garden either my flatulent friends. I am just now coming down from a 6 hour "gas trip" that has my insides feeling like I swallowed a basketball that had a concrete lining ON BOTH THE interior and exterior.
Holy moly..here is a wild concept can somebody please make a bar that does not feel like you ass is about to freaking EXPLODE !!

My first encounter with Satan’s snack bar was about a year ago. I bought a box at BJs with my mother. They looked absolutely delicious. I took one of the boxes to work with me… Not well versed in the aftermath with Fiber One I had not one but two since it was so delicious. Nothing could prepare me for the ass ripping and roaring time I was about to have. AND NOTHING would prepare me for all of the prayers I was about to eat while bent over in pain. Hades himself seemed to have pranked me. Not only did I feel the death of my asshole drawing near I was practically semi-dragging myself on the damn floor. Worse part? I was at work. I had to smile at my supervisor talking to me about work while demons of a fiber bar ripped out my insides and came out my ass. Try keeping a normal face while semi doubled over with a fake smile plastered on to avoid any questions. The bathroom is shared at work so guess what? Now I had to have sitting wars with other ladies that came to take a shit and didn’t want to because I was there and vice versa. I don’t know what was harder, the sitting shitting wars (fighting other women to take a shit in peace and let the farts rip freely) or training my ass to go special agent: silent and deadly. I clenched my ass checks so hard and slowly trained the farts to come out silently which was about as hard as two monkeys not flinging shit at each other. My ass cheeks were so taut and tired when I got home it seemed like I did butt did squats for days on end and I grew a bigger ass but my ass hole hated me. This brings me to today. As I sit here typing this I’m fighting the Fiber One Farts of HELL. I ended up buying the cereal to add more fiber (I’ve been taking Iron to raise my blood count and with Iron comes constipation) I THOUGHT I was playing it smart and that I learned my lesson. I ONLY had the serving size recommended and since it was the cereal I figured I wouldn’t encounter it as much. That was this morning… it’s an hour before I go home and I’m fighting severe cramping and silent farts that whisper in my panties (because now I’m highly trained) and CAN’T believe I’m dealing with symptoms again! I could take a box of laxatives and not have Hiroshima recreating itself out of my ass! What is in these damn FIBER ONES?! So good it hurts! The worse of it is the shits – they are spaced out with air pockets. I shit a little pellet out like a rabbit and the next I know I’m blowing wind like the tropics, and then rocket propel another pellet into the bowl of water. Seriously, WTF???? I googled the side effects because honestly if this doesn’t feel like death through the rectum I don’t know what does and I’m sorta glad I’m not alone! I have to say I’m laughing at everyone else’s stories so I figured why not share mine. The laughter of typing this is like therapy but every once in a while I have to stop and concentrate on farting… SUPER SUPER ANNOYING lololol Hope you get a kick out of this anyway. If anything I’ve learned it’s this: my rectum is a highly trained weapon and is stronger than ever thanks to Fiber One training HOWEVER death is most certainly imminent… I’m afraid in one of these farts I’ll shit my insides out… and then what? Never again… I’m giving up that shit inducing brand.

Signed,
Your fellow sister in the shits.

Ate two of these for breakfast last week. Later that day, while walking to grab some lunch, I surprised myself with a sneeze. The fart that shot out of me set off a car alarm.

And that was just the beginning.

I got back to the office, dazed and limping, and suddenly felt the next phase descending from my stomach. I ran to the bathroom--LOCKED. I ran to the public bathroom--FULL OF PEOPLE. Finally, in desperation, I just burst into the stairwell, grabbed my ankles, said a prayer, and ripped a symphonic fart that sounded like a train derailment.

http://youtu.be/7TMPAnlk_F4

The dreaded Fiber One Soft Cookies in stores now

The first time I ate a bar it hit me out of nowhere. It was devastating. I fart all day anyways but the farts from this bar are like no other. It's my third week on the job and there may be people questioning why I've gone to the bathroom for extended periods of time 7-10 times a day.

It's not fun. It actually hurts the stomach if you have to keep them in.

On the toilet it can sound like anything. Machine gun fire, creaky stairs, a whoopie cushion, grandma's farts, etc

IT DOESNT STOP. Eventually you start to kind of deal with it but it's not pleasant.

As good as those damn bars are i think I'm done.

GoLean is bad, but so is sugar free Gummi Bears. Those bad boys will light you up.

Being the new girl in school I probably should have avoided buying these because they aren't exactly helping me make friends..never again will these delicious bars enter my home.

I call these things "Fart Bars" for reasons I am sure everyone knows. I can eat a fart bar with my lunch and a few hours later I am so bloated and gassy that I am afraid to go anywhere. I had no idea how much wind could be trapped in your intestines... and the smell is horrid. My poor husband has to deal with the stench constantly. If I am not in the mood for intimacy, I do know for certain that a fart bar can cure his desires instantly!

I got really high one time in my freshman year and a costco size box of fiber one bars was the only thing around, needless to say i scarfed down a good 6 or so of those bad boys (not joking i just kept going back for more) and within two hours i can honestly say i was blowing the biggest and loudest ass ive ever been proud of.

My husband showed me this website and was pissing his pants laughing, once I started reading I then followed and felt like we fit right in.. My mother told us about these bars so we went out to buy them my god they taste so good we ate a couple each...... Let me tell you we are sitting here having farting wars laughing so hard. Between the smell and us laughing I can't breathe. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Who would of known a tiny little bar could do so much bad.. Our house has contstant gas fumes that will not go away and every room you go into you know fibre one has been there.. I really hope it lets up soon because he is a smoker and we are scared to light a match in case the house catches fire! Damn you fibre one damn you!!!

OMG it is outrageous, I bought some to keep at my desk for the first time three days ago. I've had none stop farting for the past three days. I'm sitting at work trying to hold it in but that does not work. I have to get up constantly to go outside to fart. I get up in the am I'm farting, on my way to work I'm farting, at work farting, get home farting. What an experience. lol

I actually don't think it is that bad. Prior to eating Fibre One, my bowel movement is prefect as can be. I go regularly whether or not I consumed my fruits and veggies. But the thing is, i rarely ever fart. With the introduction of FO though, i start farting like nobody's businesses. Hahaha. But, they don't stink as much as other people claim it to be. Or maybe, i am just blessed like that.

LoL.
Cheers~

Is this thread still alive? The joy of fiber one farts needs to continue and spread

I bought a box of fiber be bars at Costco. I thought they would be "healthy" snacks that I could eat while on business travel - similar to a breakfast bar or energy bar.

WRONG - I made the mistake in eating one on Thursday and two throughout the day on Friday. I has Intestinal pain so severe I thought I would have to visit the doctor. I tried to go to the restroom and I pushed so hard..I was afraid that I would blow a butt gasket. It took over 20 mins to go and it was so dense, my "cutter" wouldn't work to break it off. It took some manual intervention before I could leave the restroom.

Why in the hell would anyone do this to themselves - NEVER AGAIN

Last night I decided to visit my minister for a discussion about Christ. After working closely with him at the church bake sale, he mentioned how much he enjoyed chocolate. When I came across these bars in the grocery store, I thought I'd pick him up a box and bring it over as a gift. Boy, was that a mistake.

On Sunday morning, during his sermon, he kept making weird faces and pausing randomly. I could tell he wasn't feeling well and that something was wrong, but I didn't want to interrupt him.

It was at that moment that the devil came into our pretense through the thunderous roar of our minister's blow hole. The force of his fart literally knocked off the plaster Jesus that was hanging from the cross behind the pulpit. The congregation was in shock and gasped. The surprise of the collapsing display only led our minister to ass blast at least 3 more times before stepping down.

Needless to say, my faith has been shaken, as well as my ability to smell. Our church smelled as if the Devil himself popped a squat over the pews. I think this ordeal has even caused some of the congregation leave the faith and covert to Buddhism. Lord Jesus save us from Fiber One.

Am I the only one who actually enjoys the explosive effects of Fiber One bars?

I don’t have a fart recording for you but I do have an experience to share.

I just tried these delicious chocolate fudge bars for the first time this week. These were given to me by a senior citizen friend who I drive around to the grocery store once a week. I have been working out and being very conscious of what I’m eating lately and don’t often use protein or fiber bars to supplement my daily eating. While at Walgreens with my senior friend (she’s mid 70’s I’m 40) I grabbed a box of protein bars that I occasionally eat (because they were on sale), they were right next to the Fiber One chocolate fudge bars. My friend grabbed a few boxes of Fiber one bars and said “these are delicious, you should try them, I’ll get one for you.” After dropping My friend back home I returned to my house and put the box in the cabinet for a week until one day I was a bit hungry and searching through the cabinet for a moderately healthy snack, I saw the box. I had recently tried a chocolate fudge protein cookie from a different brand that was seriously lacking in flavor so I did not have high expectations for these bars. I took a small bite and it was scrumptious!!!!!!! I began reading the label to check the nutrient content, threw one in my purse (which I ate later in the day) and then put the box away. Later that evening I was incredibly gassy. I kept thinking “What the hell did I eat??” I was going through my food log in my mind of breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack????? I’m a pretty picky eater so when I find something I like I have a habit of eating it over and over again, my food was consistent with what I normally eat (hummus, salmon, green beans, almond milk) except for the bars. I thought to myself “Surely those little tiny bars didn’t cause this.” Later in the evening I think it actually got worse!!! Thank God my boyfriend had a dinner meeting because I was a walking fart machine (he’s a surgeon but there’s no way in hell I was going to ask him about this gas). Like many of the other people here mentioned my dog was afraid to be near me because of the sounds (and smell) coming out of me!! I thought “How long is this going to last!!!??” “He’s going to be home soon and I don’t know if I can hold this in, I may explode if I try to!!” My BF arrives home and snuggles into bed, things start to get a bit heated (if you know what I mean) and the lovemaking is in full swing. This is a fairly new relationship (2 years) so things aren’t boring, my mind never wonders during lovemaking, I don’t count sheep or ceiling tiles. All I could think was “Please don’t fart on him, please don’t fart on him......” I made it through with no farts and hopefully nothing slipped out while I was sleeping. I waited a day or two and I just had a bar this morning for a snack. Once again the farting has begun. I work from home so there is no one here now except for my poor dog who has retreated upstairs but I have a dinner gala to attend this evening (in 4 hours). I think I’m going to have to go get some gas ex or something!!!! I can’t live like this!!!! You can’t tell me that that little 9g of protein is doing this. I fairly regularly use Benefiber fiber supplement which has 5g and don’t have this problem.
Fiber One, they are dangerously delicious but I can’t live a life of horrible flatulence. If farting is going to affect my sex life I can’t eat these.

Anonymous,
Tampa, FL

My saga begins 5 hours ago. I purchased a box of your standard fiber one bars, as you do, in an attempt to get more fiber in my diet. Alas after a Star Wars marathon and an unwillingness to cook dinner, I had finished the entire box. I thought nothing of it, until I laid down in my bed. The sounds of the kraken breaking its chains at the bottom of point Nemo echoed through my halls and scared my mother. The smell was something you’d imagine came from one of HR Geiger’s bio-organic nightmares.

I rushed to the toilet and from there it only got worse. My porcelain sanctum acted as an amplifier for my rectal death metal and before I knew it my siblings were laughing their asses off behind the door. I was mortified.

Eventually I started laughing too, but the extra pressure from me chortling like a goblin that just stole a baby forced another blast. This one was different. Gondor now calls for aid, and the glorious bellow of the horn smells like the inside of my grandfathers coffin. The stench was nightmarish. I heard my brother gag and ask “Jesus Christ is that the fart?” Yes. Yes it is.

After my chocolate bar fueled colonic I walked the red carpet back to my room where I turned on “The Empire Strikes Back” and all was well.

But now it has returned. Even now I write this atop the shitter. My anus begs for mercy, but fiber one has none. College ramen binges have nothing on this. This is pure hatred distilled into a rectangle of flavor. May the gods have mercy on my soul.

This weekend I became the god of all farting thanks to eating an entire box of those little yummy lemon squares....at one point I let loose a fart that I thought might bring down a wall. My neighbors children started laughing hearing it echo out my open windows. Those bars are pretty good, and great for folks like myself who are sugar free living....but wow...oh wow such long loud blasts....

I'm genuinely shocked by the amount of comments that people have regarding these bars. They are the work of the devil - NO LESS! Taste absolutely delicious, like no other bar I've had in the past, but as others mention, basically rip you a new asshole. Never eating these things again, beware - they're not worth the risk, unless you enjoy extreme bloating, serious gastrointestinal discomfort for hours, and potential for some very embarrassing moments. Had two in a row yesterday *HUGE MISTAKE*, and now I'm paying the price. I'm even feeling pretty nauseous from these things. God damn it!