Difficult Discussions - Talking to your retarded Israeli child about Hamas and the Gaza Hospital Bombing
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Some tips to effectively communicate with your retarded Israeli child asking impossibly hard questions about life's simple issues.
1. Learn to speak Hebrew - Believe it or not, even a retarded Israeli child can understand concepts like "boom"! and "bang, bang, bang"!
2. Make sure the child can separate colors from one another and effectively use a wire-cutter and a Phillips screwdriver.
3. Reassure the child that Jesus simply could NOT exist or they would not; indeed, be retarded.
This is not a complete list but these three simple things can start the discussion on mind-numbingly complicated problems with even the most retarded of children.
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