All the bad ideas. In one place.
Satire, dark humor and commentary, arranged newest first. Original publication dates are preserved.
110 stories
2026
2023
- International Pool, Spa, Patio and Deck Expo Las Vegas Crosses Matthew Perry off of November's celebrity speaker list
- President Jimmy Carter Excited for Future of A.I.
- On Scene : Mike Lindell bursts through checkpoint on highway to Gaza with a truckload of My Pillows
- Grandma has myasthenia gravis I guess
- American mother / daughter duo released by Hamas!
- Gaza Strip Breakthrough - Hamas offers prisoner release if someone will tell them what the fuck happened to Amy Grant
- Difficult Discussions - Talking to your retarded Israeli child about Hamas and the Gaza Hospital Bombing
- Monica Lewinsky bravely unveils slogan for new anti-bullying campaign. "Linda Tripp was a fat bitch".
2014
2013
2012
- Sandy Hook - Now this is tasteless...
- Pervert Darrel Trulson now exposed to all of Chisago County.
- Darrel Trulson is a complete scumbag!
- Dickey's Barbecue North Branch, MN 55056
- Viacom sucks dicks and eats human feces.
- This is why the Lexsynergy : Brand protection services & the North Branch Veterinary Hospital both Rip people off.
- Places I would trust my dog with more than North Branch Veterinary Hospital
2011
2010
- A scientific study - Poop by gender - nationality - and profession...
- Rick Sanchez shocking photos unleashed!
- North Branch Veterinary Clinic , A fair and balanced review.
- JetBlue's Gay Flight Attendant Steven Slater, hops, skips, and jumps out of his job.
- My Edge Pro - Does it work or is it a ripoff?
- Choking game - How to.... A Definitive Guide for all kids.
- Onkyo Sucks Onkyo Sucks Onkyo Sucks Onkyo Sucks!!!! Why??
- Double Down Sandwich full of fat, calories, and deliciousness...
- The other side of Tiger's and Joslyn James' text messaged Conversations.
- Conan O'Brien's last night on the air filled with deceased twin babies, Will Ferrell, and Jeff Zucker's asshole... Great TV!!!!
- AdLib vocal spouse fighting official form.
2009
- "Where the Wild Things are" Sucked... Bad
- Hilton hotel's garbage cans actually smaller than Pairs Hilton's Vagina.
- Liberty Helicopter Tours forced to redesign website.
- Danny Hauser - God prescribes Danny Hauser's mom a natural remedy for her selfish stupidity. "Drown yourself."
- Corn King Bacon - Horrible, horrible, horrible.
- 21 dead horses thank God for something....
- Nashville Triathlon Coach - Stephen Taylor - the Best there is.
2008
- Planned Parenthood Announces "Abortion Rewards" punch card.
- Michelle DeArmond of the Press Enterprise asked to speak at media conference about media ethics, and journalistic integrity; has trouble writing speech.
- Apologetic Diane Fedele of the "Chaffey Community Republican Women's group", apologizes to all of the "Coloreds" that she may have offended.
- Obama Bucks Food Stamp Program Official statement
- Sanofi-Aventis pulls Heath Ledger Ambien Ads
- Heath Ledger's latest movie scrapped.
- Vagisil Unveils new "Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit"
- Local diabetic "Loses leg, gains awesome parking space"
- White House unveils official New Orleans Gustav plan, "Run Nigger!"
- The Minnesota State Fair - "The great (Handicapped) Minnesota get together!"
- ASD Cash Generator - Website down - Ponzi Scam. Told you dumb crackers!!!!
- Unitarian church in Knoxville, TN production of Annie has trouble sticking to script.
- Tony Snow is Dead, and now it is "Tony Snow"-ing in Hell.
- Boy Scouts of America Postumusly awards Rare and coveted "Tornado merit badge" to dead scouts.
- Ziploc introduces new "Fetus Savers!" resealable bags for home abortion-minded mothers.
- Vaginal stink now only trivial issue, announces Trojan brand condoms.
- Obama unveils new "Obama Bucks" Food stamp program
- USPS releases new "Myanmar" themed postage stamps.
- What are we spending our tax rebate checks on?
- Pope Benedict XVI shocking photo released!
- Professional 3D Conceptual drawings for Pope Benedict XVI story
- Jack Link's unveils it's new gas station edition 8 dollar .35 oz bag of beef jerky.
- New Study : 1 in 4 girls between 10-19 have a sexually transmitted disease... Sorry about that.
- Terry Steindel; "Why I am are the best agent"
- Fat girls Don't think I'm funny.
- Lane Bryant Unveils new plus size body bag collection just in time for store shooting.
- Heath Ledger's ass still unwieldy in body bag.
- Alltel does me a solid and pulls out and shoots cell phone service all over my chest.
- Opinion : CNN's Candy Crowley not good looking.
- Chuck Norris wins Iowa Republican Caucus.
- Benazir Bhutto (?????? ???) wore really, really, really, stupid glasses.
2007
- I'm sorry Alltel, you don't suck. :(
- Alltel Wireless unveils new motto, "Fuck you".
- Las Vegas School Bus Stop Shooting. 6 Shot. Fat girl involved.
- Commentary - I would shoot up a mall too if I got fired from McDonalds.
- Richard Hawkins had an undiagnosed poor penmanship disorder
- Donda West "Dead as Shit, Nigger"
- Fiber One Bars make me Fart
- Ohio school shooter "weird, strange, bad shot..."
- Youssif meets Spidey and SpongeBob, Still Looks Unhappy.
- Kevin Everett quietly gets removed from thousands of Fantasy Football lineups
- I wish Princess Diana would die already
- Burnt Iraqi Boy feels Brando-Rific!
- Trapped Utah mine workers to be lowered board games, puzzles, and citizenship packets.
- Mormons are completely fucking retarded.
- Tim vs. The Pro Shop at Sea Star
- Tammy Faye wipes out colon cancer with an "Argh, Matey"
- Harry Potter Spoiler Alert!!!!!
- Larry Flynt vs. Sen. David Vitter
- K-Mart sucks
- Our president is a huge piece of shit
- Chris Benoit, "The Rabid Wolverine", dies during execution of complex new wrestling move.
- Bulimia : How to
- Terry Steindel; The most retarded real estate agent Strikes Back!
- Here is the artist's interpertation of Corky from Life Goes On stuck in the wheel chair
- Handicap shuffle
- How the hell is Wilford Brimley still alive?
- Terry Steindel, The most retarded real estate agent ever.
- Jerry Falwell stunned to find self in hell.
- Jerry Falwell summons a huge penis while playing World of Warcraft on an old laptop in hell.
- Falwell to star in new made for TV movie about JonBenet Ramsey with a hot dog addiction.
- 1 cup Kashi GoLEAN Crunch + 1/2 cup milk = Endless stomach churning gas.
- Sanjaya Malakar gets kicked off American Idol, flips out.
- Cho Seung-Hui single handedly screws up my TV watching schedule
- Don Imus breathes a huge sigh of relief.
- Fat girls hit on me
- Local methamphetamine addict makes correct change at Taco Bell
- Caring for a Dog is as easy as an open bag of Alpo and a toilet seat left up.
- Nothing makes me want to kill another human being more than an old person with computer problems.
- It pisses me off when Don Imus makes racially insensitive remarks about Nappy-headed niggers.
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